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which family do you think would win if there was a fight?

funny is mtv's celebrity deathmatch did one


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Quagmire-Hey who wants to play drink the beer!?

Peter-Right Here

Quagmire-You Win!

Peter-Oh man what do i win!

Quagmire- Another beer!

Peter-Oh i'm going for the high score!
 
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Hmmm - Homer Vs Peter:

Homer by a mile - Peter is an unmitegated coward.

Marge Vs Lois

Tough call, both have previous. If Marge manages to hide something nasty in the hair, she'll steal it. But in a fair fight I'd back Lois.

The kids

Well bit of an unfair fight given the age gap, though Bart is likely to cheat. But obviously Chris's weight advantage will send it all the Griffins way.

The pets

Brian is just too civilized and too fond of the sauce to see off an enraged Snowball 2 - Santa's little helper may be just too daft to know whats going on though.

The babes.
Well Maggie would be no match for a W.M.D. enabled Stewie - but then again Stewie would like nothing better than to see his inconvieniant family out of the way - so my prediction is thermonuclear destruction for the Griffins Eek
 
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marge vs lois

lois would win this hands down. she is great at martial arts and beat peter up along with a few other people, whilst marge is just too afraid to fight.

homer vs peter

this round goes to homer. his shear volume of fights makes his a lot more experienced than peter, plus homer is a little more trim than peter.

lisa vs meg

this would be a close fight. neither would fight but if they absolutely had too, i would have to go for meg simply because she is older.

bart vs chris

again an age difference between the two, chris is more powerful but then again bart has had so many beatings that he is used to the pain. bart would also fight dirty, slingshots and other weapons. bart edges it.

maggie vs stewie

both have got violent pasts for babies, maggie has knocked homer out and shot mr burns whilst stewie has beaten kids up and tried to kill his mother. on shear intellegence i think stewie gets it.

snowball 2 and santas little helper vs brian

well it is 2 against one but the stupidity of the 2 doesnt boost them. brian altho not violent could be is liqured up on cocktails. brian gets the win.

Final score is:

Simpsons 2-4 Griffins


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Quagmire-Hey who wants to play drink the beer!?

Peter-Right Here

Quagmire-You Win!

Peter-Oh man what do i win!

Quagmire- Another beer!

Peter-Oh i'm going for the high score!
 
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Lois would kick Marge's butt because of her martial arts training. Homer would beat Peter because of some of the secret moves he knows. Meg would beat Lisa because in 'lethal Weapons' she kicks butt. Chris could easily flatten Bart. Snowball 2 and SLH would be beaten by Brian's razor sharp wit and Stewie would probably have an elabroate plan to kill Maggie but she would just get out her ol' gun.


You're wearing tights. I can't take lectures on physics from a man in tights. Dancing yes. Physics no!
 
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