just spent ages deciding whether or not to look at this thread glad i did though haha
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...making a stay in hospital as happy a time as possible.
We regularly provide diversions that are not directly related to medical care.
i think someone has been watching too much gw - maybe they were re-enacting the bit with boyce on the tricycle?
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With hindsight it probably wasn't the best idea for the thread title. Those people that would be most likely to find it funny would be least likely to look at it.
Sometimes I'm a bit of a numb-nut.
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Originally posted by Pashmina: Bit alarmed that you are reading the Daily Mail online though...
I read a number of papers the other day and found the story. It amused me so I looked on line for it. Actually it's unusual for me to find stories because normally I read cartoons, telly, cricket, football results and puzzles. And which celebrities look the most like monkeys.
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That story is so weird! If you were feeling a bit sick or something, I can't imagine that seeing people riding round and round in circles is really going to help much.
-------------------------------- 'Your tripe has been marinated in irony and flambéd with surrealism'
She should count herself lucky he wasn't riding a motor bike naked. Actually, judging by certain posters' comments here, she may have considered herself very lucky if he looked like a certain fraise blonde chappy...
Originally posted by jack spanners: People will think she's your mother.
oddly i found this strangely realistic (ignore the over-use of adverbs). i could well imagine it. sorry, i'll leave now, before people start shouting at me.
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Jack's mother? Surely a revelation best kept for the final episode of the Comedy Forum Sitcom's dumbed-down, crowd-pleasing Series 3?
Not that I'm saying that sitcoms in whose final episode one character is revealed to be another's mother are in any way dumbed-down and crowd-pleasing, she adds hastily.
Originally posted by Pashmina: OK, I'd just like to stress at this point that I am *not* Jack's mother.
good job i suppose, or as roq says you'd probably be hanging of the edge of a cliff in an ambulance by now.
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_____________________________________________________________________ He's going to have to move to America and live in a caravan with his mother, where they'll have big-foreheaded children with very small hands, very small.
I can vouch for Pashmina not being my mother. For a start I'm older than she is (Pashmina, that is, although that'd get us a slot on Trisha, no doubt) and...no, there is no and.
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glad i did though haha
