marge vs lois
lois would win this hands down. she is great at martial arts and beat peter up along with a few other people, whilst marge is just too afraid to fight.
homer vs peter
this round goes to homer. his shear volume of fights makes his a lot more experienced than peter, plus homer is a little more trim than peter.
lisa vs meg
this would be a close fight. neither would fight but if they absolutely had too, i would have to go for meg simply because she is older.
bart vs chris
again an age difference between the two, chris is more powerful but then again bart has had so many beatings that he is used to the pain. bart would also fight dirty, slingshots and other weapons. bart edges it.
maggie vs stewie
both have got violent pasts for babies, maggie has knocked homer out and shot mr burns whilst stewie has beaten kids up and tried to kill his mother. on shear intellegence i think stewie gets it.
snowball 2 and santas little helper vs brian
well it is 2 against one but the stupidity of the 2 doesnt boost them. brian altho not violent could be is liqured up on cocktails. brian gets the win.
Final score is:
Simpsons 2-4 Griffins
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Quagmire-Hey who wants to play drink the beer!?
Peter-Right Here
Quagmire-You Win!
Peter-Oh man what do i win!
Quagmire- Another beer!
Peter-Oh i'm going for the high score!