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To a desert island

If it was uninhabited. I'd take an axe for chopping, a knife for cutting, and a satellite 'phone to arrange a rescue. If it were, say, inhabited by a mysterious race of aggressive giant apes curiously untouched by progress and exploration, I'd probably bring a shotgun, a club with a nail through it, and a cigar.

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I remember this being asked in the Big Brother Section about a week ago, and I said the following:

Ray Mears
Obviously he is a very talented man with Surviving and what not...

Mirror
This can be used to look at ourselves, so we don't go insane and forget what we look like, but not just that it would come in hadny for Starting Fires, with the Light Reflecting off it etc.

Machete
Obviosuly this would be used to help with our Survival on the Island, i.e. for Chopping Wood, Building our Huts etc...


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1)My laptop (converted to solar power)
2)My family; i'd get bored otherwise
3)Chocolate; i crave it if i go too long without it. I tried giving it up for lent, and lost 3 friends, everyone at school avoided me, and was finally persuaded to eat some after i nearly murdered my mate. You won't like me when i'm craving chocolate... Mad
 
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1)My laptop (converted to solar power)
2)My family; i'd get bored otherwise

See none of them would work lol, theres more then one item in each choice, tut tut Wink


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helicopter
speedboat
teleport
 
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Originally posted by Vanilla Ice:
teleport


Do they exist?
And the laptop's only one thing, and i could melt all the chocolate all together to make one giant bar (Mmmmmmmm) but ok, you were right about my family. My best freind then. Smile
 
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I remember this being asked in the Big Brother Section about a week ago, and I said the following:

Ray Mears
Obviously he is a very talented man with Surviving and what not...

Mirror
This can be used to look at ourselves, so we don't go insane and forget what we look like, but not just that it would come in hadny for Starting Fires, with the Light Reflecting off it etc.

Machete
Obviosuly this would be used to help with our Survival on the Island, i.e. for Chopping Wood, Building our Huts etc...




Yes but Ray would have all the equipment like flint (to start fires) and a machete etc.

So bring your mirror for vanity purposes and that leaves you with another option.

Helpful aren't I?

Big Grin


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1. a selection of cutting implements in a bag
2. a container ship of varios alcoholic beveridges and other supplies
3. kiera knightly
 
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/Pedantic mode on
What use is a machete on a desert island?
Theres no trees in a desert!
/Pedantic mode off

apeth - you can't take Kiera Knightly as shes' already tied up on my island Razz
 
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Well there must be something to chop!


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Yes but Ray would have all the equipment like flint (to start fires) and a machete etc.

Ahh but I'm only allowed 1 Item ofwhich that would be Ray Mears nothing else that may be included on him apart from just himself and his clothes, so he's just classed as my 1 Item... So the rest all stand for my Items I chose Big Grin

What's yours anyway?


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Well I'm afraid it would have to be Ray minus his trousers because in one episode I saw Ray use his trousers as a water filter so that would therefore deem his trousers to be equipment and I'm sure his pants might have some use too and knowing Ray his shoe might be converted into a cunning trap in which to catch a meal of some kind. So to conclude, Ray would have to be naked... Razz


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To a desert island

If it was uninhabited. I'd take an axe for chopping, a knife for cutting, and a satellite 'phone to arrange a rescue. If it were, say, inhabited by a mysterious race of aggressive giant apes curiously untouched by progress and exploration, I'd probably bring a shotgun, a club with a nail through it, and a cigar.

Big Grin




Could you explain the last three please, I'm intrigued.


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Ray would have to be naked...

...but then wouldn't we have to be aswel Eek lol, let's just say, we can come as our selves with our Clothes, Trousers, T-Shirt, Jumper? Jacket, Shoes, Socks Underwear etc. lol let's say that's classed as 1 Item Wink I saw that Episode by the way lol, well I've actually got some of his work on DVD, interesting stuff to be honest...


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I've thought of an item, a pogo stick so I can go island hopping!

Yes, Ray (fully clothed) would definitely be my second choice.

Get back to you with a third... Wink


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I've thought of an item, a pogo stick so I can go island hopping!

Yes, Ray (fully clothed) would definitely be my second choice.

Get back to you with a third... Wink
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Still thinking about it...hmmmmm


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polar bear
hatch
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polar bear
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Could you explain the thought process behind these items. Fascinating... Smile


Still thinking...*bingo*...I know...Sallie, at least I'll die laughing LOL Big Grin


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Could you explain the thought process behind these items. Fascinating... Smile


try asking JJ.Abrams....
 
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i would take:

A dolphin trainer - to train dolphins to catch me food.

A Monkey butler trainer - speaks for itself.

An inventer!

Hahahahaha! i rule!


Dude, what do we do? I don't want to get thrown out of the hotel. I love the hotel. I want to marry the hotel and have little alcoholic, gambling-addicted kids with it. Is that wrong?
 
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i wouldn't get myself stranded on an island in the first place Wink

but if i was... i would take
1. a bed
2. my phone
3. and someone clever who knew what they were doing


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I would take....

My bed, Jo Guest and a shotgun to fend off any rescue attempts!! Big Grin



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a phone a crate of beer and some nuts


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I would take Jake Gyllenhaal and some food an drink. That would keep me going for days Smile
 
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