It's official. Joe Potts, 57 year old Piscean from Lewisham Green, London, came in on Saturday night and had a right royal row with his wife, June 55 year old Libran.
Joe, a Hamburger stall owner outside the Valley on match days since 1993, was seen entering his local authority owned flat late on saturday night [ July 8th ]. There was a heated exchange with his morbidly obese wife and words not suitable for publication were passed.
Still reeking of alcohol at 7:30 am on the sunday morning, Mr Potts told our reporters to " Feck off and get out of my face ". Fine words for a Council tenant of 32 years.
George Lynn, family friend and Udder salesman said, " It is most unlike Joe, he is normally such a placcid man . I can only think he was out celebrating Germany's victory over cheating Portugal and over did it a bit. He'll be mortified when I tell him ".
Our reporter has forwarded his story to Charlton Athletic Football Club
i was with Joe shortly before he returned home, hwas being coerced into smoking crack by a 16 year old Irish rent boy. He's not the angel he makes out to be.
