This is a prologue.

Boone and Locke are hunting for boar in the woods.
then they hear a cry for help

Boone: Thats was Kate!

Locke: Who?

Boone: kate, the one that thinks Sawyer and Jack fancy her.

Locke: What do you suggest we do Boone?

Boone: Help her! I'm going to be the hero (runs off)

Locke: Boone! - you forgot something vitally important

Boone: Wha?

Locke: your pen! - you can't save lives without your pen can you?

Boone: oh silly me (takes pen) I'm coming to rescue you Kate just hang on!

10 seconds later Locke is helping Boone up from a muddy ditch that he had fallen into.

Boone: thanks Locke...now come on we have to rescue Kate!

That is class! I want more!

These are just some reruns that I can think up that we did. New stories won't happen for a while.

I'll try and get D-Roc over to do some too. His memory may be better then mine!

Locke and Boone take the day off to try some Golf.

Locke tries to teach Boone Golf.

Locke: right Boone, the object is to get the ball in the hole

Boone: gotcha! (Boone picks ball up and puts it in the hole). Was that a hole in one?

Locke: no no Boone, You need to use the club to get the ball in the hole in as few shots as possible

Boone: Gotcha!! (Boone dribbles the ball with the club to the hole)

Locke: No its not Hockey, you need to shoot with the club

Boone: gotcha!! (Boone gets on the floor and cues with the club)

Locke rolls eyes

Locke: No its not pool either!

I'm wondering to rerun the pirate story and the transporter pod story....

D-Roc, we can reach a new audience on this forum. We can make more royalites.

Its tough Babz. You have to be 'in the zone'

D-Roc, I need some of that paste so I'm in the zone!

Classic D-Roc, pure classic!

I hope to watch Lost again to freshen up on the characters as I have not seen any Lost since early Jan.

Playstation report bug in new LOST console game:

The new Lost console game has been removed from shelves across the country after revealing a major fault. A spokesman added: "The fault comes when you choose you character you wish to play. When you choose Kate, the character does not respond to the console and just stands and stares. We are currently fixing this".

teehehe! funny, i like them!

New ones will appear here after I got sick of Lost Off topic full of trolls:

Plot: Boone is trying to play Who Wants to be a Millionnaire with Chantelle. These two together are so dumb they are still stuck on question 2.

Question 2:
Chris: welcome back to who wants to be a millionnaire, in our last show we left Chantelle and Boone here winning up to £100.

Boone: I maybe should take over as host Chris

Chris: Your looking beautiful tonight Chantelle

Chantelle: he he he OMG thankyou!

Boone: you listening to me Tarrant?

Chris: OK, lets play WWTBAM. For 200 pounds....What gets loaded into a stapler.
A) Guns
b) Staples
c) Pens
d) Rocket Fuel

Chantelle: OMG these get so hard!

Boone: What the hell is a stapler?

Chris: Excuse me?

Chantelle: OMG, I thought that too Boone!

Chris: Its one of those things you *ahem* staple things with

Boone: Gotcha! - Can we use our 50/50

Chris: You serious?

Boone: What is 50/50 anyway?

Chris: The computer takes away 2 wrong answers and leave you with one remaining wrong answer and the correct answer.

Boone: What if the computer takes the correct answer away?

Chris: well because it can't Boone!

Chantelle: We should play 50/50. At least we will have 100% chance of getting it right!

Boone: mmmm. Yes, hold on 50/50 takes away the two correct answers

Chris: no...theres only ONE correct answer

Boone: so if we play 50/50 we could lose the correct answer then?

Chris: god help me...NO!

Boone: Gotcha!

Chris: and remember ...this is for charity. Computer please take away 2 wrong answers.

(Pens and rocket fuel disappear leavig staples and guns)

Chantelle: he he that was fun...can we play 50/50 again?

Chris: no you can only play once.

Boone: well guns load don't they.

Chantelle: OMG yeah...on Boone I'm glad your here with me, I'm such a div. I thought it was Staples

quote:

Originally posted by The_Abbott:
This is a prologue.

Boone and Locke are hunting for boar in the woods.
then they hear a cry for help

Boone: Thats was Kate!

Locke: Who?

Boone: kate, the one that thinks Sawyer and Jack fancy her.

Locke: What do you suggest we do Boone?

Boone: Help her! I'm going to be the hero (runs off)

Locke: Boone! - you forgot something vitally important

Boone: Wha?

Locke: your pen! - you can't save lives without your pen can you?

Boone: oh silly me (takes pen) I'm coming to rescue you Kate just hang on!

10 seconds later Locke is helping Boone up from a muddy ditch that he had fallen into.

Boone: thanks Locke...now come on we have to rescue Kate!

God...