I noticed an advert in the local paper "Coxes menswear are having a searsucker suit sale".
So I asked my wife to go and buy me one.
She came back with a tight fitting pink leather all in one cat suit, with a pink shirt, and a flowered tie. I said "whats that?"I asked you to get me a searsucker suit from coxes !!.

Oh" she said. " I thought you said get me a cock sucking suit from sears"

You'd think that women would be better at shopping than that; it's supposed to be one of their special skills.

We're brilliant at it; i'm going shopping tomorrow. Perhaps she was trying to make a point?

Oh my god people. I think it was a joke...