A man and his pet giraffe walk in to a bar,
they both get hammered and the giraffe passes out,
the man goes to walk out,
the bar man says to the man "hey you can leave the "lyin" there"
the man says "it's not a "lyin" its a giaffe!"

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.............All the way home!
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