I can honestly say that I dont remember having watched a worse film than this one in possibly the last ten years... if not, my life! I am astounded that Clive Owen, Monica Bellucci and Paul Giamatti didnt burn the script after glancing at the first scene and i can only assume that their association with this film is down to the fact that they were duped by their agents, roped in as part of a lucrative contract guaranteeing them oscar nominations for successive performances or else participated under fear of suffering a gruesome death. I thought the acting was appalling, the jokes were flat and the story line was unbelievalbe. If you can get past the completely implausible shoot out scenarios and the insane plot, I found it highly offensive as a viewer that the director didnt even put in the time to find out that two day old babies dont eat solid foods as their digestive systems arent developed well enough! And as far as the lactating hooker is concerned, a stillborn baby doesnt latch onto the breast after birth,(seeing as it is dead)... therefore, not stimulating the glands needed to produce milk...

However, it is suitably crap enough to justify watching it to the end... so that one can get riled up enough to write a review about it!!

Pmsl, I watched this last week. Totally agree with your review gabriel!

Was that crap, I had to watch it to the end. If that makes sense?