OMG we are so gonna have a road trip to Dannii's house!!!! yeah!!!!!
haha I'm bored so I am going to make the longest post ever....I'm going to put all of our ramblings together....so here goes -
Harr Yesterday was hilarious!! I mean Fearne (sp?) breaking the door was just HAHAHA. I was like Omgsh did she actually break it. Also Sharon and Louis laughing. Sharon's laugh is actually amazing. I want her laughh. Eehehehee. Then the person in that 'wedding dress' was like sheesshh.... =O Omgg I loved it though. I want Dannii to get the groups. Actually I don't. Hmm how hilarious would it be if LOUIS GOT THE GROUPS AGAIN! Harr I wantt.. Sharon, Louis or Dannii to win. Cuuh Simon. Ehehehehe. Also the thing with going to everyones house Fearne was like YAAY. Funny naww I forgot who got in so I don't know who I want to win Hahahahhaha I know which one I found EXTRA FUNNY! In Xtra Factor, the one who was Gay then Louis goes "Would you consider doing it in Drag" then he came back with the Sharon Osbourne wig and Simon was like "Aaa nightmare Sharon Osbourne is a contestant!!" Then Sharon was saying how she didn't dress like thatt and stuff Ehehehe was rather hilarr. Also I loved the end of Xtra Factorr when it had those random clips of Sharon and Dannii dancingg. And the door and all the other stuff Woooyeahh. BOOTCAMP. I'll miss the Auditions
OMG Xtra factor was the funniest ever!!!! when Fearne broke the door and then when Sharon and Dannii were dancing and when Simon was looking in the mirror and then Louis was like you're looking at yourself and they talked for ages about it....and in one of the earlier shows when Louis got the death threat but it wasn't actually!!! I think i want Dannii to win coz shes my favourite judge but I also think Sharon should win coz she hasn't one bfore...hmmm.. I cant wait till next week when we get to see who got what group...hahah I want Louis to have groups again!!!....awww..I want Barbara (I think thats her name) to win coz she was so nice and it would be so good if she won and then her husband would be like . ahaaha the drag queen one was so good!!! and the guy who sang puff the magic dragon with the really long dance!!!!
*sighz* oh how good the auditions were...
ROLL ON BOOTCAMP!!!!!!!
OH YEAH! BARBRA! Hahaa then Dannii goes "Yeah Winning The X Factor would be a big UP YOURS" Omgawsh YEAH Puff the Magic Dragon was hilarious! Also the guy who was like old and wanted to be like Shayne Ward and sang No Promises That made me laugh! At the Start Dannii annoyed me SOO much I was like Arggghh. But now yeah she's one of my favourites. I like Sharon Dannii and Louis best. Awwh, and Simon but yeah. I love Dannii's fashionn. (Y) Omgg BOOTCAMP. The clip of the next week thing looks soo funny. I want Louis to get the groups! Harr It would be the funniest thing everr. Omgg doesn't the one that cried and then came back the next day remind you SO much of SHAWN FROM LAST YEAR!!! Bless. Hahha then Sharon was like "Hee'ss cryyyiinngggg!" OH YEAH! "I'm looking at you in the mirror" Also when Louis had that random Lemon on his dressing table thing Ooooh and when that guy was puttingg some foundation on Louis and he goes "Do I look better than Simon?" "Yeaah." Also Fearne and thingys hand shake cracks me up. I tried it with my sister but I laughed too much! I love it so much. Heey the algebraa guy who was like "I have the X, Y AND Z FACTOR" then he laughed and his laugh was just so gay and hahaha Wooo I'm SO rambling on here!!
haha wooo x factor!!!
I love Dannii's clothes!!!! OMG yes!!! the guy who cried is JUST like shawn!!!! haha the lemon was so random!!!! I love the hand shake..its so good and theres the new one with the feet aswell now!! Fearne makes me laugh so much!! when there was that guy ( I think it was last week) and he did the wierd side-stepping dance thing and then Fearne was doing it aswell and she was like hellooooo!!! and the woman with the scarf and she was like I urgently need dentistry!!haha and then when she was talking to Simon she goes you are a great charismatic man with great dentistry and Sharon was like it always comes back to the teeth!!! And the first person to come in called Susanne!!! and she was so bad and she came out and says "I didnt really expect them to say no!!" And I love the girl who was so spoilt and then when they said no she was like NO WAY!!! and then she banged her head against the wall!!! did you see it last year?? Onka Judge when he broke the set!!! ahahahahahah!!!!! =] good times!!
I could go on ALL DAAY!! Omggshh. So it didn't get obseessedd til like last year but is it true that Simon kissed Sharon?? HAHHAA Fearne just cracks me up! I REMEMBER the step thingg Hahhaha also the door thing makes me laugh. She was like "Woaaaah oh my god! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN" I love Xtra Factor! It's so hilarious. The lemon was random hahaa. Also Louis beard thing with eyeliner or something and the makeup person was like "There you go Louis" and he was like "Thanks" then turned around and it was liek oohherr Last yearr did you want Leona or Ray to win?? I wanted Leonaa and I was like "Yeaah she'll win" but then I got scared she wouldn't so I took my Mum's phonee and voted like 4 times Aaaah A MOMENTTT LIKE THISS! It was unfair the song was more Leonas style than Ray's. Hmm... anyway THIS YEAR!!! Oh Yeah! The scarf one and Simon's teeth. They are actually SO white! And last year or the one before or whenever when Sharon and Simon were comparing teeth shades and Dermont tihngy whoever was like "Sharon yours are 3 degrees lighter" and then Louis was like "There's a difference... MINE ARE REAL!" ahahha the red scarf! OH YEAH in Xtra when Fearne was like "I liked Emily" then he goes "If in dooubt you call everyone Emily" Hey you know Rachel?? The rude one ahhaha it made me laugh when you saw Dannii and she was liek shaking ahhaha Also YEAHH Loui's death threat thing and then Sharon goes "That's messing with the mafiaa" ehehhe its the bestt. Also Dannii is funnny when shes like "We'll see youu and Boooooooooooooooottcaaaammmppp!!" It's the bestest!!!
Same actually...I started watching it in season 2 but then I only became obsessed in season 3 and now I'm like AAAAAA X Factor!!! The door bit has to be my fave part...Fearnes face was so funny!! she was walking through all happy and then suddenly she was like oops!!! The rachel woman scared me so much!!! Her eyes were the scariest things I have ever seen in my life!!!!! haha Dannii face when she was swearing was like heheh...last year I wanted Leona to win but Ray was really cute aswell! I missed the final coz we went on holiday but I called my friend the second it finished and was like who won?? and we talked for hours about it and the phone bill was HUGE!!!!! OMG when Simon kissed Sharon!!!!!!! When I saw it I was like aaaa!!!! You have to see it...it'll probably be on you know where... oooooo when Sharon was like you're messing with the mafia..oooo....haha when the woman came in and she was an apprentice jocky and then sharon and louis were laughing for ages and then Simon was like whats so funny??and they were like I just cant imagine you on a horse!!! and then when she started singing they had to leave!!!! AAA!!! I just remembered the funniest thing!! The woman who wrote her own songs and it was like "I feel wild and sexy when I sing a song" "I feel wild and sexy when I sing along" ahahahaha!!!!! and there was that guy who was really good and then they said yes and then he was crying and then Sharon siad "who did you come with" and he said I came by myself I was like awwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! and COTTON BUDDIES!!!! when Fearne set Dannii and that randomo guy up and then when he came to sing she said no!!!! AND another thing!!! When the woman came who played the Hawiian guitarr from her nose!!!!!!! and she got through!!!!
anyway..I should stop now...I really should be doing my coursework
I JUST SAW IT!!! SIMON KISSED SHARON... TWICEE!!!! Who would have thought. Simon Cowell and Sharon Osbourne. What would Ozzy say! I'm still in shock! Hahahha Louis's face was hilarious though. Simon like grabbed Sharon and kissed her and the crowd was like "Ommggg!!" then Louis turned around and was liek OHH MYY!!!! Hahahahah also I can't remember what is also but OH MY! OH YEAH the woman with her own songs hahhaha!! (8) I feeel wild and sexxyy when I singg a song" she was actually soo funny random ehhehe I KNOW Rachel SCARED me! her hair was liek eww have a showerr and her eyeliner was crap ehhehe!! OH YEAH aww Sharon always feels sorry for the people who cry and come on their own and stuf! I remember last year it was so naww when Ray cried after one song and Sharon was like "RaAAAY STOP ittt yourree MaKINGG meee CRRYY!!!"" blesssss WHEN SHARON AND LOUIS laugh it is actually my favouritee bit i waited 3 WEEKS FOR THAT! i saw the first clip like 3 weeks ago and thoght it was the next week then the same thing happened til THIS WEEEK i was SOO excitedd and like OMGggg ahha COTTON BUDDIES! ahahha omgg really?? i would like NOT go on holiday if it meant missing X factor final ahhaha i was standingg on the chair and my mum was like "Luuuccyyyy GET DOWN" then wehn it was liuke "and the winnder is... LEONAAA" i screaaaaaaamed and like JUMPED off the chair! awww THE GOOD TIMESSS omgg and yeah the door still is soo funny! ahah it just smashed. how did it actually happen ahah it was soo funny! also the lemonn heeeeey i remember that xtra factorr actually i cant remember. hmm i dunno which series im on about ahaha ohmy gosshh at the end of xtra yesterday when fearne fell off te sofa at the end ahahah that whole thing made me laughh ehehhe also i dunno why but at the end when simon goes "Byeee Guuyyyyysss" it just made me laugh ehehe his voicee eheheh wooo if i put all my posts together its liek an X FACTOR ESSAAY woooyeaahh. hmm i wonder who will win ahah HEY CHINAAA i remember when she was liek I WANT TO BE MASSIIVEEE and then they all laughedd ehehe hey remember the one who did topless dancingg and sharon goes "by any chance do you do topless dancing" then she was like yeah and sharons face was a bit hmm.... then she just goes "hahaa.. erm good for you" eheheh omGGG THE GUY WHO GAVE SHARON THE TEDDDDDY! that was SO hilarious he was like heree then she still said nooo but goes "thanks for the teddy anyway" omgg ive gone on this time
haha betwen us we could write a book about x factor!!!!!! AAAAA!!! when Simon kissed Sharon!! OMG I'm going to watch it in a min its too funny!!!!!!!! I was so sad when I missed it !!!!! AND I missed the first episode of DH season 3!!!!! I was like what kind of timing is this for a holiday!!!!! But it was really good though!!!! AWWWWWW....Ray was so cute!! and when Leona won and he picked her up and hugged her it was so cute!!!! Leona was SO good!!! when she sung somewhere over the rainbow I was like..WOW!!!! haha when Fearne fell off the sofa!!! that whole bit was so good!! It made me sad though coz it was the end of the auditions....oh well..Bootcamp to look forward too!!!!!! It looks so good next week!! and the Emily person (I think she was called Emily - she was 14 and in the 1st or 2nd show and she was really good..) anyway in the clip she was crying..that means she might not have gotten through!!! or maybe she was so happy coz she did get through.....only time will tell!!!!! I remember China!!!! aww it was so funny when she said I want to be mASSIVEE!!!! and then on Xtra Factor she came on and was like now time for a teeny tiny break!!! The teddy!!!!!! that was so funny!! It would have been so funny fi he'd asked for it back when she said no!!!!!! and there was that group and they were like hes my brother..and Simon said I'm their brother..hahah!!!!!! I'm sure there was another one.....OH yeah when the woman came along and she was quite bad but then they were like you came here for a day out....and then she said that she went to the pub in the dresses!! And the old couple who got together at X factor!!!!! and there was that group and Simon said to them if you can find 5 people who think you're good then come back and then they actually did it!! and the guy who did the Jig thing!! and the brother and sister..what were they called.........SAME DIFFERENCE!! and they were overlly happy and screaming and stuff.it was so funny!!!!! last year was so good aswell!!! when the old woman (i think it was Edna) came on and she told Simon off...and then she came back this year and was teaching all the people how to act!!!! ahahah!!
ok..I REALLY have to stop now!!!!!
Hahhha Our Posts get longer and longer ehehhe omgggg the whole kiss seriously im supprised there was like no big fight between ozzy and simon! ahha OMGGG EDNAAAAA! hahahahha omgg and louis's fanclubb ehehhe that was HYSTERICAAL! i know bless ray! ahahah leonaa and raay naww ehhee ahahha aww weell atleast it was a good holidaay if it was crap you would be like DANnngggg i missed all of this stuff on tvv! i want Louis to get the groupss.... or errm SIMONN i want SIOMNNN TOOO so he losess ahhaha or louis just because of the pure hilariousness when hes liek WAAHHTT THE GROUPS.., AGAAAAAAAAAAAIN! ahahha chinaa OH YEAH on xtra eheheh soo funny im lookingg forward to bootcampp but yeah im sad the auditions are over they are the best bit reaaallyy. the live shows are sometimes a bit hmm but its the x factorr so i still lOVEe itt eheheh OH YEAH the pub dress one ehehhe she was weirrd eheh i still find the sharon wig hilarrr ehehhe then shes like to Simon "I DONT DRESSS LIKE THATT..." then simon goes "congratulations darlingg yuou're through to the next round" ahhaha alsoo Dannii's thingg on the pics on te website when shes being like a film person aahaha omgg in xtra in the bit at the end where the microphone fell on fearne's headddd ehehheee im going to watch it again in a minn i recorded them all on the box thinhgg so im going to have an x factorr seshh. BOOOT CAAAAAAMP! woo it will be funny ahah and when simon said to fearne he likes telling people the bad news. AHHAHA oh yeah and when in xtra fearne was like "Siomn this has got to stop.. im flattered but no" ahah random and funny ehehhehe i knowww leona is amazinggggg some where overrr the raaaaaaaaainnbowwwww ♪ ehehhe lalalallaaa aww im listening to a moment like thiss!! the leonaa one! WHEN I TELL YOU LOVE HAS COME HEREEE NOWW... A MOMENT LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! she was amazingggg aww i hope someone good wins this yearrr!! :d ehhehe did the gay guy get through?? i cant remember :S hmm ahhaha jeeeeeeeezz wooo we SHOULDD WRITE AND XFACTORR book!!
Haha The Louis fan club!!!!!!! that was hilarious!!! and she'd writtena poem about him and it was like when I see you on tv I want to reach out and touch you or something!!! I loved the bit when the microphone fell on her head!!!!! but it still doesn't beat the door one!!! I watched it again jst now coz my mum missed it and so she recorded it and she was like Im gonna watch it now and so I was like I'll watch it too!! The bit at the end with the recap of the auditions was sad coz it reminded me that the auditions are over =[ ahahaha I love the drag queen one and Simon was like its you Sharon!!!!!! Next week looks so good!!! when hes like I love telling people bad news!!! wooo!!! A MOMENT LIKE THIS!!!!! haha I just watched it again....the aprentice jockey woman!!!! and then they were laughing!! soooo funny!!! haha it would be so funny if Louis got the groups again hed be like WHAT!!!!! Remember when they called him Louise!! hahah!!! Leona was so good!!! haha remember when sharon walked into the door!!! gets me every time!!! and there was that girl in the dress and Simon was like it looks like a wedding dress!! and then to the parents he was like if you think im mean look at yourselves!!! *sighz* X FACTOR!!!!!!!!!!!
A MOMENT LIKE THIS!!!! SOME PEOPLE WAIT A LIFETIME................ I've got it stuck in my head now!!!! Who do you wanna win??? personally I think the woman who needs dentistry should have won but...I guess it wasn't meant to be.... haha I'd better stop now..I think this post is quite short compared to the others....oh well!!!
Hahha ive actually forgotten who got in ahhaha oh yeah blesss ehhehe i cant remember when but i remember dannii saying that this year it attracted people with bad teeth ahahha she makes me laugggh naww eheheh omgg THE POEM! sshheeesh then louis was on teh sharon osbourne show and the person was THERE and louis was like oH jeeez ahhaha it was SOO funnyyy omg cherry coco im thinking we actually SHOULD make a x factorr book on heree woo!! OH YEAH! Louise hahahaha "im looking forward to meeting simon sharon dannii and louise" and THE SUNNNYY JIM ONE!!!!!!! i watched it today! : aAHAHAHAHAHhahaha i love virgin media box thingys! it was soo funny! then louis goes "sharon.. does he float your boat?" and sharon was like "what are we calling him?? SUNny jim?? SUNNY JIMMM I AM A MARRIEDDD WOMAAAAAAAAN" ahhaha on this thread i can ramble on for agess ehehhe next week we will have even MORRREE to saaaa y jeeeeeez its getting EXCITTINGGGG:d LOUIS GETTING TEH GROUPS. Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. << that would litterraallly be his expression (Y) he would be SOO annoyed ahha i remember when he talked to fearne and was like "i DONT want the groups" ahahha i want simon to so he losesss!! ehheheheh *sighss TOO* X FACTOOOOOOOOOOR ehehhe jeeez ohh yeah rememberr the one last year where louis threw water over them and simon was like "YOUUU THRREWWW WATTERR OVERR THE CONTESTTANNTT" ahahhaha it was soo funny! i loved shawn blesss eheheh omg it will be hilarious when fearne goes to all their houses! i wouldnt want to go to sharons simply cus OZZYY would scare the livin day lgihts outtaa me ehehhe nnaa i would want to go to sharons house (y) I WANT TO GO TO DANNIIISS HOUSE IN AUSTRAALIAARRRRRRR how amazingg would that be! C4 Dh forum ROADTRIP to DANNIIIIS! wooo
WOOOOOO!!!!!! road trip!!!!!!!
there we go....how long is that?????
My Egg Buddy *Smithy*! 
~Cherry~ x x x
Omgsh did she actually break it. Also Sharon and Louis laughing. Sharon's laugh is actually amazing. I want her laughh. Eehehehee. Then the person in that 'wedding dress' was like sheesshh.... =O Omgg I loved it though. I want Dannii to get the groups. Actually I don't. Hmm how hilarious would it be if LOUIS GOT THE GROUPS AGAIN! Harr 
I wantt.. Sharon, Louis or Dannii to win. Cuuh Simon. Ehehehehe. Also the thing with going to everyones house Fearne was like YAAY. Funny naww I forgot who got in so I don't know who I want to win 
oooooo when Sharon was like you're messing with the mafia..oooo....haha when the woman came in and she was an apprentice jocky and then sharon and louis were laughing for ages and then Simon was like whats so funny??and they were like I just cant imagine you on a horse!!! and then when she started singing they had to leave!!!! AAA!!! I just remembered the funniest thing!! The woman who wrote her own songs and it was like "I feel wild and sexy when I sing a song" "I feel wild and sexy when I sing along" ahahahaha!!!!! 
*sighss TOO* X FACTOOOOOOOOOOR