Ep 3 - On a visit to Rex's grave, Bree is horrified to discover that they've dug up his body. Her mother-in-law Phyllis has "forgotten" to tell her about the insurance investigator's suspicions that Rex was poisoned.

Bree promptly packs Phyllis's bags and sends her off in a taxi -- and then insists on taking a polygraph test to clear herself of all suspicion. But when they ask her if she loves George, the readout spikes. She tells George that he has to take a polygraph test too, because now they suspect the two of them of conspiring to poison Rex. When he asks why she didn't pass her test, she admits she might have feelings for him after all. George agrees -- and aces his test.
Carlos tells Gabrielle she's never really apologized for her affair and she throws in his face how much John said he loved her. On a nostalgic impulse, she follows John to his new job and is horrified to see him disappearing inside with the woman whose lawn he's cutting. After seeing them kissing, she grabs an electric hedge trimmer and destroys the woman's rose bushes. When John confronts her, she admits she did it, and asks how he can be with someone new if he still loves her. He says he'll dump the other woman if she wants him back but she reluctantly says no, it's better this way. At last she can go back to Carlos and tell him she is truly sorry. Carlos tells her it's the best anniversary present she ever gave him. And she tells him that his - an Astin Martin she purchased for herself without his knowing - is the best present he's ever given her.

Lynette's new boss, Nina, says no when she asks to take the morning off to bring Parker to school for his first day. So Lynette rigs up a remote camera so she can be there -- only she keeps getting called away to meetings. She maneuvers a piping hot mug of coffee so that it spills in Nina's lap, canceling the meeting. She's then free to talk Parker through his first day.

Susan is furious to find out that Edie is going to accompany Julie on guitar in a church family talent show. She goes to Betty for help in brushing up her piano playing skills, but she catches her at a bad time, just as their mysterious prisoner in the basement has gotten free and had to be forcibly subdued. Betty refuses to help or let her in and explains the red stains on her shirt are because she was making a cherry pie.

Matthew convinces Betty that it's less suspicious to help Susan out, so Betty changes her mind and gives her lessons. Susan than forces Julie to choose between her and Edie for the talent show and Julie caves and picks her mother. But when it comes time to perform, Susan sees Edie in the audience and feels bad and asks her to play instead. Edie accepts, even though she doesn't have her guitar with her. She insists she can play piano too, only not very well as it turns out.

Mike goes to see how Felicia is doing and asks if she knows where he might be able to find Zach. She says that after he beat her and pushed her down the stairs, she's a little less interested in his well being. She's also disappointed to hear that he didn't end up killing Paul and warns he'll be back looking for Zach himself.

Ep 4 - Lynette feels like a bad mother when she learns that Parker has invented an imaginary friend, the Mary Poppins-like Mrs. Mulberry now that she's gone back to work. Her efforts to persuade him that Mrs. Mulberry doesn't exist are useless, so she resorts to throwing away Mrs. Mulberry's umbrella and tells Parker that she's gone to another little boy who needed her more.

Only the umbrella falls out of the back of a garbage truck and is run over -- in full view of a horrified Parker. At least now he accepts that she's gone for good.

Gabrielle accidentally incites a riot at the prison when she argues with her lawyer over conjugal visits and the inmates -- who appreciate seeing her on a regular basis -- take her side. She gets a new lawyer, one who instantly hits on her, but one who also successfully gets her her conjugal visits.

Susan and Mike are still being "casual" until she accepts that Zach is part of his life. So she tells him she's OK with that and even starts helping him look for Zach. Edie sees a flyer and tells Susan she knows that Mike's Zach's real father since Julie let it slip. Susan admits she doesn't think they'll actually find Zach and Edie tells her she's trying to have it both ways -- help Mike while not having to deal with Zach.

At a park where runaways are said to hang out, Mike and Susan split up to look for Zach. Susan is buying ice cream when the vendor points out Zach to her. She goes running, sending her ice cream sundae flying everywhere. She corners Zach and he swings a piece of wood at her, so she runs to Mike. Except all she tells him is that she ate his ice cream, and doesn't mention Zach at all.

Gabrielle tells Susan she did the right thing but Bree feels Susan should help him, so she tracks him down again and buys him lunch. She tells him Paul's OK, just missing, and that he should just come back with her. But he starts to ramble obsessively about Julie and asks whether she thinks he still has a chance with her and Susan changes her mind. She encourages him to go look for Paul and asks him how much money he needs to get to Utah.

Andrew interrupts Bree saying goodnight to George and rudely tells him he should be going. George stands his ground and soon the two are shoving each other like children. Bree snaps at both of them but she's already invited George to dinner and the invitation stands. Andrew doesn't plan to be there, telling Bree she's embarrassing the family by seeing George so soon after Rex died. She threatens to withhold his swim club fees unless he shows and he reluctantly agrees.

Bree tells George that she thinks she needs to spend more time with Andrew and so they should stop seeing each other. He asks about the camp Andrew was sent to -- is that maybe an option after the way Andrew treated him? Bree says that sending Andrew to camp again would only happen if he got completely out of line.

George shows up unexpectedly at Andrew's swim meet and presents Bree with a "farewell gift" - some rare china that has her hugging him in thanks. George kisses her and Andrew is so incensed he jumps out of the pool and starts hitting him. Chalk one up for George: Andrew is next seen packing for camp.

Ep 5 - Bree threatens to sue the city and the police until they release Rex's body so he can be properly reburied and they agree. But then the detective who's been trying to get her to confess to poisoning Rex shows her the note that he wrote before he died, the one that says, "I understand and I forgive you."

She's horrified to realize that he went to his grave thinking she murdered him. She's already invited her closest friends to a small service at his reburial because she was too grief-stricken at the first funeral, and when they show up, she marches them over to a new plot. "I don't want to spend eternity lying next to someone who thinks I'm a murderer," she huffs.

Lynette tries to destress her boss, Nina, with a series of thoughtful gifts, but nothing works until she takes her out for a drink. Nina confesses it's been ages since she dated and that she's shy when it comes to meeting men. So Lynette finds a man for her! The next morning Nina's all smiles -- and wearing the same clothes she had on the night before.

But now Lynette is on permanent drink buddy duty with Nina, or her job is in jeopardy. After five nights of this, she finally realizes the only way to get out of it is to become the competition. She bares some skin, throws back some shots and -- gasp -- dances on top of the bar. Nina's been thoroughly upstaged and Lynette knows she's off the hook now.

Susan goes to meet with her book agent, Lonnie, but is appalled when he reveals that he's been dismissed from his firm for "moving money around." She wants to stay loyal to him and the new agency he's starting, since he's an old friend, but Mike advises her not to trust him -- adding that he has a "one strike, you're out" policy about people lying to him. She's already feeling guilty that she didn't Mike him she paid for Zach to leave town, but now she's afraid of what he'll do if he finds out. She tells Julie, who realizes she did it to protect her, but doesn't know what to advise her.

Susan decides to stick with Lonnie, despite his problems, but when she realizes there actually isn't a new agency, she tells him she can't trust him anymore. She says he'll always be "her Lonnie," though and he interprets that as an opportunity to kiss her. "No," she yells. "I didn't mean it like that," and she runs out.

Gabby wants to keep her new hotshot lawyer, David Bradley on the case, because she's convinced he's the only one who can get Carlos off. But Carlos is too jealous of his model good looks -- and how Gabby's smiling at him -- to agree. So she tells David to tell him he's not interested in her, which they both know is a lie. Instead, he tells Carlos he does want to sleep with Gabby - but that the only way that's not going to happen is if he stays on as their lawyer since he could be disbarred for sleeping with a client's wife. Now Gabby wants him gone but Carlos insists he stay.

Betty sees on the news that they've arrested someone in Chicago for the recent murder of a Melanie Foster. She starts to write a note to the police saying they've arrested the wrong man, but Matthew stops her from sending it. She tells him that Caleb -- the man in the basement -- is not a killer. He was confused and didn't know what he was doing. Caleb is about to make a break for it, until he overhears Matthew say they won't care that he's "slow," they'll just execute him. So Caleb meekly goes back into the basement.

Ep 6 - George's romancing of Bree hits a bump when she breaks out in hives whenever he tries to get more than a goodnight kiss from her. Bree's therapist suggests it's psychosomatic because she still feels married to Rex.

Bree decides a change of scenery will help, so she tells George she wants to go away for a romantic weekend. But no sooner do they check into the hotel than she breaks out in hives again. At dinner, George convinces her to take some antihistamines, even though she's drinking wine, resulting in a very relaxed Bree.

When she wakes up in the middle of the night, he's sitting, watching her. She asks him to wait for her and he says he'll try but the day might come when he just won't be there. Bree reconsiders and they go to bed. But as George sleeps, it's Bree sitting in the chair, clearly wondering if she's done the right thing.

Lynette is horrified when her boss Nina starts making fun of her less than fashionable suits in front of the rest of the staff. She rushes out to buy something more stylish but Tom balks at the price tag on one suit in particular: $900. She promises to return it but then decides to wear it just once to an important presentation. But she doesn't realize her price tag is showing. Nina yanks it off - meaning she has to keep the suit now. To appease Tom, she buys him a set of high-end golf clubs, saying they have to indulge themselves sometimes. "I feel like a better parent already," he says as he practices his swing

At the courthouse, Gabrielle's hunky new lawyer, David, is shot at by a disgruntled stalker but when the gun ends up in his hands, the police mistakenly shoot him. She visits him in the hospital and he seems more smitten with her than ever. So much so that at the hearing the next day, he walks out and tells her it's because he's in love with her.

She summons him to her house, clad only in lingerie and announces he can have her, but that she's not leaving Carlos. He insists he wants all or nothing but as she starts kissing him, he agrees to an affair. And then she declares that he can't really love her because Carlos, who really does love her, would never agree to those terms. So she orders him back on the case or she'll have him disbarred for sexual harrassment.

While Susan is fitting her mother, Sophie, for her wedding dress, Sophie says she expects that Susan will wear it when she marries Mike, who's sitting in earshot. He casually says he expects Susan will select her own dress for their eventual wedding. It's the first time he's mentioned marriage and Susan is ecstatic.

The next day, Paul Young shows back up unexpectedly on Wisteria Lane and Susan and her friends call the police and tell them how he confessed to Mike. But when they ask Mike about the confession and Mrs. Huber's diaries that implicated Paul, he says he doesn't know what Susan was talking about. Later he tells her as an ex-con, he can't admit to kidnapping and murder threats and the diaries implicated her in burning Edie's house, so he was only protecting her. But it also means that Paul is free -- and living right next to them again.

When Paul comes over to ask about one of the flyers Mike had made up to find Zach, Susan is so scared of him she blurts out that she gave Zach money to go to Utah. Paul thinks she's lying, and says as much to Mike, who immediately confronts Susan. She's in the middle of trying on Sophie's wedding dress and all her hopes come crashing down when she has to tell him yes, she sent Zach away. She runs out into the street after him, still in the dress, and he tells her "We're done" and drives away. She collapses, sobbing, in the middle of the street and all her friends come to her aid.

Ep 7 - Mike makes it clear he doesn't even want to be friends with Susan anymore after she finds the Valentine's Day card she made him among her possessions he's returned.

Karl, Susan's ex-husband, shows back up on her doorstep after he breaks up with Edie. Julie's away, so the two reminisce over a bottle of wine. Karl confesses Edie dumped him after discovering a photo he still kept of Susan. Moved by this admission -- and all that wine -- Susan ends up in bed with him. As Julie discovers to her horror the next morning, when she finds them in bed together. Susan tells Karl the sex was amazing, but when he says he wants to start things up again, she firmly tells him that she wants to move forward, not backward, and a reunion with him just isn't going to happen.

Edie shows up the next day to thank her for whatever she said to Karl to make him come back with flowers and an apology. When Susan seems less than thrilled about their getting back together, Edie gloats that Karl has chosen her, not Susan.

Lynette and Tom are thrilled when the Harpers, a new couple in the neighborhood who also have rambunctious twin boys, agree to a playdate, since Porter and Preston have scared away all the other neighborhood children. Things go swimmingly until the video the Harper boys brought over to watch on their playdate turns out to be a sex video their parents made! When Lynette hands the video back, Mrs. Harper is so embarrassed, she breaks off all contact with the Scavos.

Desperate to hang onto the only friends who can stand up to her boys, Lynette and Tom go over to the Harpers to assure them that they're very broadminded about the whole incident. But when they offer the Scavos the use of their boudoir film set, Lynette and Tom are suddenly fine with no more playdates.

George surprises Bree by blindfolding her and showing her the new house he's just bought - which he hopes she'll move into with him. He then springs his mother on her, and a ring! Flustered with his mother looking on, Bree reluctantly says yes. Later, her psychiatrist, Dr. Goldfine, advises her not to marry George just to be polite, since she doesn't really love him.

George insists on showing her off to "a few friends," which ends up including all his relatives, who start familiarly talking about the kids she's going to have with George now. It's the last straw for Bree, who walks out. She tells George she's having second thoughts, and that Dr. Goldfine advised her to wait. He agrees to slow things down. Instead, he simply eliminates Dr. Goldfine by catching him during his morning jog and throwing him off a bridge!

Betty and Matthew are alarmed when Caleb escapes from the basement, and discreetly start looking for him around the neighborhood, which leads to Matthew asking Danielle out on a date to explain what he was doing in her backyard.

Gabrielle remains ambivalent about her pregnancy -- she's been using her sonogram as a coaster -- especially when some of her old modeling pals come to town. She's hellbent on wearing her "double zero" size Dolce & Gabbana dress that's actually too tight on her now, because she doesn't want to be the suburban hausfrau her old friends had scornfully predicted she'd become. After a night with them however, she confesses to Bree that she's changed since her modeling days and seems to be warming to the idea of motherhood.

Back at home, she hears a noise and runs in terror when she sees a strange man - none other than Caleb - in her house. She trips and falls down the stairs, and the stranger flees. As she's led away in an ambulance, she gazes sadly at the sonogram.

Ep 8 - After Gabby's intruder, Wisteria Lane residents hold a neighborhood watch meeting. Mrs. McCluskey suggests they hire a private security. With Caleb still at large, Betty, a former concert pianist, starts playing and the motion about private security is never put to a vote.

Lynette is troubled when she comes home at 9 p.m. to find the twins playing out in the front yard, which is now bright as daylight, thanks to Mrs. McCluskey's industrial-strength security lights. She chews Tom out for not keeping track of the boys. The next day he quizzes them on what they would do if a stranger tries to coax them into his car and the boys, who have clearly been drilled by their dad, answer that they'd run away. Lynette is unconvinced and persuades her coworker, Stu, to "kidnap" them.

When Stu shows up, Tom is aghast to find that his boys are all too willing to get into a stranger's car. But the faux kidnapping is interrupted when Mrs. McCluskey runs over and zaps Stu with a Taser.

Carlos is a wreck when Gabrielle visits him in prison and he's outraged that she's not more upset about losing the baby.

Bree, Susan and Lynette -- who took the day off work -- come over that afternoon to spend time with Gabrielle to help cheer her up. She tells them she's too busy and she'll call them when she has a free moment.

A stranger shows up at Gabrielle's house. He identifies himself as Hector, a prison pal Carlos sent to protect her. He just won't leave, and finally she decides to pay him off. On the way to the bank, he stops at a park and Gabby runs, convinced the ex-con is going to kill her. Instead, he takes a balloon out of the trunk. He tells her it's a symbol of the baby she lost and to let it go as a way to say goodbye. Although she thinks it's silly, she agrees, just to get him to leave. But she finds it's harder to let go of the balloon than she thought.

Susan asks Mike if he's going to be coming to her mother's wedding and he says not anymore, since they're broken up. She apologizes again, blaming her behavior on the fact that she never knew her father, a merchant marine who was killed in Vietnam. He points out that merchant marines don't fight.

At Sophie's wedding rehearsal, Susan demands some answers, since her research contradicts everything her mother ever told her. Morty's the one to tell her that her father was just a one-night stand of her mother's.

Susan decides to forgive Sophie for lying to her all these years. But then at the wedding, Sophie decides to tell her the truth. Her father is a married man who was Sophie's boss at the time -- and he works across town at a supply and feed store. In tears, Susan runs out.

Bree is furious with George when their engagement announcement appears in the newspaper since Rex has only been dead seven weeks. He says he just forgot to cancel the announcement and he insists she wear the engagement ring, which she has taken off because she says the stone is loose.

An old girlfriend of George's reads the announcement and warns Bree that George is a "whack job." Instead of taking her advice, Bree coldly tells her to leave. George says that the old girlfriend is the crazy one, and he has the faked anti-psychotic prescriptions to prove it.

Out at dinner, George starts in again about the ring. They're interrupted by an old boyfriend of Bree's, who she immediately asks to dance since George is being such a pill. George tries to force the ring onto her finger and causes such a scene Bree breaks off the engagement.

Caleb reappears and is apprehended by Mike and Mrs. McCluskey. The whole street watches as he's lead away in a squad car.

Ep 9 - When Nina delivers another scathing critique, Lynette snaps and tells her she owes the group an apology. But her coworkers refuse to back her up. When she goes into work late, she finds the office gofer, Stu, and Nina in an amorous clinch. The next morning, an embarrassed Nina wants to find out what it'll take to keep Lynette quiet. She turns down a raise and a bigger office and just asks that Nina be nice to her.

Instead, Nina removes her leverage by firing Stu, and threatening to fire Lynette too if she doesn't toe the line. Lynette calls up Stu and mentions that he can now sue the company for sexual harassment. When she shows up at work the next day, the big boss, Ed, has fired Nina and all of her team, except for Lynette, whom he's giving Nina's old job.

On her way out, Nina warns her that she's just adopted a bigger baby in the demanding Ed than any she has at home.

Carlos is given early parole, thanks to the work of a Catholic charity, and Gabrielle is alarmed to see that the nun behind the parole is one Sister Mary Margaret, a worrisomely attractive blonde. Suddenly Carlos is ultra religious, and seeing far too much of the pretty Sister. Gabrielle tells the nun that she and Carlos need time alone to save their marriage and Mary Margaret says that Carlos's criminal record is all Gabrielle's fault, and that she won't stop her efforts to redeem Carlos.

Susan goes to see, Mr. Purdy, whom she's just learned is her father. She takes such a liking to him, she decides to apply for a job at his store to get to know him better, her plan being to tell him the truth down the road. He becomes suspicious of why such an attractive woman is so interested in him and accuses her of being hired by his wife to ensnare him. She blurts out the truth and he collapses. At the hospital, he says he's sorry, but getting to know her would jeopardize his marriage. She refuses to leave, so she's still there when his wife arrives. She lies and says she was just a customer who called 911. Before she leaves, she whispers to him that she's not giving up yet.

George interrupts a dinner party Bree is hosting by serenading her loudly. When he won't leave she calmly goes upstairs and gets her rifle and shoots at his van.

The next day he just "happens" to ride by her house on his bike and tells her he can't stand her thinking he's a bad person. She goes to visit Dr. Goldfine, who's in the hospital with some broken limbs but otherwise unharmed from being thrown off the bridge. He tells her his assailant rode a bike and she suddenly realizes that George is responsible.

George is on his way home when he sees the police conducting a search. He calls Bree and she tells him to get help. Instead, he checks into a hotel, the same hotel where she is co-chairing a charity event. He sends her a note that he's taken a fatal dose of pills and that if she cares about him, she'll come to his room. Instead she calls the police, who inform her that in their search, they've found evidence that George poisoned Rex.

In shock, Bree goes up to George's room. She finds him lying on the bed, nearly out from the pills. She says she can forgive him if he admits to what he did. He finally says whatever he did, he did for her -- because she wanted him to. And then he asks her to please call an ambulance. She smiles and tells him she already did. Instead, she just sits and waits. And then she calmly walks out of the room.

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ep 10
Lynette is thrilled when she realizes that her company will provide for daycare. She just needs to convince her boss Ed to include his baby, Mindy, to meet the quota. The trouble is, his wife, Fran, is so devoted that she'd never allow it. Lynette meets with her to try to convince her she could use a break, but she insists that she cherishes every minute with her child.

So she goes to work on Ed and soon she has him convinced that he needs more time with his daughter. After Ed practically kidnaps the baby to get her away from his wife, it's Lynette who tells her it's OK to get help and Fran finally agrees to the daycare.

Addison Prudy reluctantly shows up for his "father-daughter" bonding with Susan but remains unenthusiastic about getting to know her, although he's not above calling her when he needs to be bailed out of jail. Unbeknownst to them both, his wife has been following him and assumes they're having an affair, since he still hasn't told her Susan is his daughter. She wakes to find the word "Whore" painted in huge red letters on her garage door and when Mrs. Prudy tracks her down at the supermarket and starts throwing the contents of her cart at her, Susan has no choice but to blurt out the truth. Mrs. Prudy calms down and simply tells her that her father is going to break her heart. He shows up to admit he's not proud of the way he's lived his life, but that he is proud of Susan and does want to get to know her -- after he's patched up his marriage.

Sister Mary is still a fixture in Carlos's post-prison life and Gabrielle is at a loss as to how to get rid of her. When the priest tells her the nun was unable to take her annual trip to Botswana due to lack of funds, Gabrielle gladly donates the money. Except that now Sister Mary's convinced Carlos to go with her. There's nothing Gabrielle can do about it -- until she realizes at the doctor's office that the inoculations Carlos is about to get prior to his trip contain egg , which he's terribly allergic to. So she "forgets" to tell the doctor about his allergy and the resulting reaction keeps him out of commission. She apologizes to the fever-wracked Carlos, but her newfound sympathy evaporates when, in his delirium, he keeps saying Sister Mary's name!

Betty and Josh sneak Caleb out of the psychiatric hospital where he's been treated as a John Doe since his arrest. But they're spotted by a mysterious goateed man named Monroe, who has tracked Caleb down to the hospital himself.

Zach is back and Paul lies that he doesn't know who his real father is. He warns Mike to stay away from them both or he'll tell the police that Mike kidnapped him. Mike counter-threatens, saying that if they move away, he'll be the one to go to the police with what he knows about Paul.

Bree feigns surprise when the police tell her about George's suicide. She then tells her friends and then she has to break the news to Andrew, who's back from camp. He informs her he hates her and that it's her fault Rex is dead. He tells his boyfriend, Justin, that when Bree told him he was going to hell for being gay, he knew she'd stop loving him one day, so he just stopped loving her first. And he's just waiting to get something on her so he can get back at her.

Andrew says he can't get over Rex's death because his murderer died at his own hand, and Bree asks if he'd feel better if George had been executed. He says, "Of course," so she tells him how she just let George die. Andrew smiles and says, "Thank you for telling me."

ep 11At a dinner party, Gabrielle kisses Tom when he says girls like her would never give him the time of day back in high school. Everyone laughs, except Lynette, who is most definitely not amused.

Bree lets slip the details of Gabby's affair, so Lynette is even more alarmed when she finds Gabby home alone with Tom because she stopped to help him get the groceries into the house. She asks Gabby pointblank if she's hitting on Tom and when Gabby asks what she's done to deserve this mistrust, Lynette says, "It's a small town. People talk." Tom gets an ego boost from the whole thing and insists that Bree's been checking him out when he goes to get his morning paper and Lynette lovingly laughs it off.

She goes over to Gabby's to apologize for overreacting, but when Gabby can't admit that she was wrong too, Lynette kisses Carlos to see how she likes it. "OK, I get your point," Gabrielle admits as she pulls them apart.

Since his wife had already urged Carlos to have his own affair to help him get over hers, he swings by Lynette's to ask if she'd be interested. She politely declines, even when he tells her that was one hell of a kiss.

Bree is shocked when she sees Andrew kissing his boyfriend, Justin, goodnight in front of the house. She tells him to stop seeing him, but Andrew shrugs it off -- and asks if she wants to finish off that bottle of wine she was drinking. The next morning, she brings him breakfast in bed, and nearly drops the tray when she finds Justin in bed with her son. She threatens to call the police unless Justin leaves and never comes back, and Andrew plays his trump card. If she does, then he'll tell them how she let George die.

Bree marches across the street and hires Carl to get his legal advice on the situation. He informs Andrew that he has no legal recourse so Andrew says he'll simply tell Bree's friends about what she did. Carl waits until Bree is out of the room and then he slams Andrew up against a wall and tells him to respect his mother or he'll deal with him himself.

Edie confronts a strange man who has been parked on the block for two hours -- Monroe, who's scoping out the Applewhite house. She thinks he's working for a competitive real estate firm and she tells him to leave.

Monroe breaks into the Applewhite's house later that night and finds Caleb in the basement. But the old stairs give way and he falls to his death. When Betty and Matthew get home, they realize they have to dispose of the body, but only get as far as stuffing him in the trunk of his car -- and then Betty closes the trunk with the keys inside.

Susan is surprised when she sees Zach and rushes to tell Mike, who tells her he already knows he's back, but has been told to stay away from him by Paul. Meanwhile, Paul tells Zach he's homeschooling him because certain people don't want them back. "Like Mike Delfino?" Zach asks, saying Felicia told him that Mike wanted to kill Paul and also about Mrs. Huber's murder. Paul denies both charges, asking Zach if he really thinks he's capable of murder. Zach doesn't seem too sure when he says, "No."

Zach apologizes to Susan and Julie, and they decide he's changed for the better, so they come up with a plan where he and Mike can spend some time together, at the bowling alley. When Paul finds the bowling scorecard, he rushes to confront Mike about it. Seeing the two men brawling on the sidewalk, Susan, is distracted and swerves her car -- right into the car with the dead man in the trunk. Everyone gathers around as the hood pops open and they see the body.

ep 12
Gabrielle's new gardener alerts her to a web site that has nude photos of her. Seems an old photographer boyfriend is getting even with her for dumping him. Carlos isn't thrilled about the situation, but since Gabby gave the boyfriend the photos as a gift, they're legally his. Gabby counters that he'll fold if Carlos roughs him up a little, but since Carlos has turned over a new leaf, he refuses.

So her next stunt is to do her everyday yoga on the front porch -- naked! She tells Carlos since he doesn't mind men drooling over her nude body, he should be fine with this. Carlos agrees to see the photographer, but plans just to talk him into taking the photos down. It turns out the ex was just about to do that without being asked. But then he tells Carlos that it's because Gabby wasn't "Internet pretty." That does it -- Carlos sends him crashing through the window.

Susan's epically bad first date with a guy ends up with both of them in the emergency room after they literally butt heads by accident, where she meets the charming and handsome Dr. Ron. But at her followup appointment, the nurse says he doesn't need to see her unless there are serious complications. So she makes up a slew of symptoms to make sure that the doctor will see her. He schedules an MRI for her, and gets a nice view of her in her underwear when she mistakenly thinks she needs to undress.

When her MRI comes back normal, he shows up at her house to tell her he can't figure it out, but he'll keep trying. She admits she made up her symptoms and he's furious. He tells her he stayed up all night, poring over medical books to help her. But he's not so very mad, because he asks her out for sushi.

Tom insists Lynette stay home to tend the kids when they have chicken pox, since he's never had it. He's afraid of one of the side effects that can hit grown men: sterility. Lynette says it's no big deal since they're not planning on having any more kids, but he says he wants to keep his options open, in case anything ever happens to her. That sends her into a tirade about how he shouldn't have options and that if he really loved her, he would get a vasectomy. He agrees, but then chickens out at the last minute. He tells her he already feels emasculated taking care of the kids and that he's not happy with their arrangement anymore.

The Applewhites have become very outgoing and neighborly since the body was found in front of their house, but that doesn't satisfy Bree and her friends. Bree calls up Detective Barton, who has been quite friendly since finding out she didn't kill Rex. Over lunch at a nice restaurant, he's disappointed to learn that she just wanted to ask him to run a background check on the Applewhites and that this isn't a date. He turns spiteful, insisting that she shouldn't drive after three glasses of wine and one glass of port. She refuses, so he follows her and then pulls her over for drunk driving. When she accuses him of being petty, he arrests her.

With her car impounded, and no money, she has no way home, and she's too proud to call her friends, so she decides to walk. Betty sees her and offers her a lift. She explains her predicament after Betty says she can keep a secret. But when Betty isn't quick enough to reassure her that it must have all been a mistake, Bree lashes into her, saying Betty apparently has plenty of secrets to keep: moving in the middle of the night, the mysterious noises -- and the body.

When she gets home, Bree has a message from Det. Barton. He feels terrible about how he acted and he's left her information about the dead man.

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Susan wonders why Dr. Ron hasn't made a move after three dates and he tells her it wouldn't be ethical while he's her doctor. She needs a spleenectomy and she gets nervous when she hears it'll be his first time performing the procedure. She tells him over dinner that she wants a different doctor. He gets mad and storms out, so she waits for him at the hospital to tell him she's done jumping through hoops to keep a guy. But he tells her she missed a delivery of flowers and champagne -- his apology. He says he doesn't want to lose her and that it's better anyway if he's not her doctor anymore.

Sister Mary has returned and Carlos confides that he's upset that Gabrielle still refuses to have children. So the nun tells him he can get an annulment. The next time the baby issue comes up, Carlos shows her the pamphlet on annulment. She knows the nun is behind it, so Gabrielle tells Father Crowley that Sister Mary is trying to break up her marriage. When he asks if she's sure that the Sister and Carlos have been sleeping together, she lies and says "Yes." The Father arranges for Sister Mary to be transferred to Alaska. Carlos is furious when he hears about it, but Gabrielle says she should be mad at him, not Sister Mary. She says he needs to choose between her and having a baby and he chooses her. And then she smiles and tells him she does want to have a baby with him.

When Tom finds out Lynette's firm needs to hire a new ad exec, he tells her he wants the job. She says them working together would be a bad idea. So he shows up for a job interview as "Tom Cavos" and she pulls him aside to ask what he thinks he's doing. He says that a little part of him has been hating her since she got his promotion revoked at his old job and that she owes him a shot at least. Her boss, Ed, loves him and offers him the job on the spot. That night, Lynette says she told Ed the truth and he still wants to hire him. But she says first he needs to never mention the promotion thing again -- and she needs him to forgive her. He tells her he already had.

Matthew insists that Caleb be allowed to live in an upstairs bedroom and not continue to be kept chained in the basement. Betty doesn't like the idea, but she agrees, as long as the windows stay covered up.

Bree catches Matthew hiding under Danielle's bed -- she'd interrupted their makeout session -- and promptly marches them both over to Betty's. Betty slaps her son and insists there won't be a problem because they're moving.

Danielle is inconsolable so Bree suggests to Betty that they chaperone the two kids instead of forbidding them to see each other. But as she's talking to Betty, she sees Caleb peeking out of the upstairs window. Bree hastily excuses herself. She combs through old newspapers and confirms that the man she saw is the same one who was arrested for breaking into Gabrielle's house. She calls all her friends, leaving a message that she's found out something big about the Applewhites and she'll tell them more at tonight's poker game. Gabrielle overhears and sends a note to Matthew. She tells him it's OK he has a secret, because her family has a big one too. And she proceeds to tell him about Andrew running down Mrs. Solis.

It's just about time for the poker game and Bree is surprised to find Betty at her front door. She tells her it's not a good time, but Betty insists they talk now. She explains that if Bree says anything about him to anyone, Betty will expose the truth about Andrew's hit-and-run. So when everyone else shows up, Bree has no choice but to lie and say her "big news" about the Applewhites is that Betty is a great poker player and that she's now joining their weekly game.

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Just to add, Ep 13 is the last for now. It next airs in the US on Sunday 12th Feb...NOOOOOOO!!! How will I cope?

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Bree is shocked when she sees Andrew kissing his boyfriend, Justin, goodnight in front of the house. She tells him to stop seeing him, but Andrew shrugs it off -- and asks if she wants to finish off that bottle of wine she was drinking. The next morning, she brings him breakfast in bed, and nearly drops the tray when she finds Justin in bed with her son. She threatens to call the police unless Justin leaves and never comes back, and Andrew plays his trump card. If she does, then he'll tell them how she let George die.

LOL!!!!! Scandal!!! That episode is gonna b soooooooooooo gr8!!!! I cant wait till I see it Im gonna hav to wear something loose fitiing so I don't suffocate from laughing tooo harD!!! Thanks

OMG!!!!!!!!! There's only 13 episodes!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wat r we going to do?!!!