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share your fav rachel quotes


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"and just so you know
its isnt that common
it doesnt happen to every guy and
it is a big deal"

to Ross


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“Ross: First divorce, wife's hidden sexuality...not my fault. Second divorce, said the wrong name at the alter...kinda my fault. Third divorce, they shouldn't let you married when you're that drunk and have stuff written all over your face...Nevada's fault.
 
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chandler: what did you think fixed it little elves.
rachel: no fairies.
there are loads the only one i could think of lol

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aww that ones really cute!!


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"Ah sliced bread....a wonderful Lady Macbeth"
I want donkey's babies!!!
Reality motto 2007 : Be yourself
 
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Rachel: ur breasts r gonna get bigger, ur ass is gonna get bigger, u're gonna lose bladder control....it's just such a magical time.
 
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"I know what this is about...you've always been jealous of my hair"

"Clearly you don’t want people to see this tape. Now I don’t want people to see this tape either, but you so badly don’t people to see it makes me want to see it. You see?"


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I love Eminem

Rachel: I know what this about...You've always been jealous of my hair!
Chandler: If I were A guy....did I just say If I were A guy?!
Phoebe: P as in Phoebe, H as in hoebe, O as in oebe, E as in ebe, B as be and E as in 'Ello there mate
Chandler:Which do you think is worse getting kicked in the nuts or giving childbirth? One of lifes get unanswerable questions.
Joey: I could get a goose
 
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hehe she duz have some very funny one-liners


Member 29 of the Friends fan club
"Ah sliced bread....a wonderful Lady Macbeth"
I want donkey's babies!!!
Reality motto 2007 : Be yourself
 
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"I never thought i'd say this about a film but I really hope this dog dies."
"OK that's him, that's him, that's Kujo, that's Kujo."
(about monica's boots when Chandler says that they have to return the boots)"SSHHH they are going to see you!!"
 
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when she teaches ben the practical jokes and ross asks her why she is at carols house. she says summat like:
"i've just come to see my good friend carol"
ross: "oh really whats her second name"
rachel: "carol.. lesbian"

cracks me up everytime
 
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oooo i love that episode! and it is sooo funny at the end when they play the joke on her and make the fake ross!


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"Ah sliced bread....a wonderful Lady Macbeth"
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ahh havent seen that one in a while, its good Smile


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JD: "you have a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother you kids, pop in a movie, maybe have a drink. It's fun right? Wrong. Don't smother your kids."
 
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i will have to watch it!!


Member 29 of the Friends fan club
"Ah sliced bread....a wonderful Lady Macbeth"
I want donkey's babies!!!
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you fell asleeeeeeeeeeeep
about the letter at the beach house


Marching On Together
“Ross: First divorce, wife's hidden sexuality...not my fault. Second divorce, said the wrong name at the alter...kinda my fault. Third divorce, they shouldn't let you married when you're that drunk and have stuff written all over your face...Nevada's fault.
 
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quote:
Originally posted by M08:
"I never thought i'd say this about a film but I really hope this dog dies."
"OK that's him, that's him, that's Kujo, that's Kujo."
(about monica's boots when Chandler says that they have to return the boots)"SSHHH they are going to see you!!"


Shouldn't that be hear you?



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omg! im actually going madd! theres a search tool damnit! there are already about a million threads like this! i dont wanna sound mean but there are so yeah!
 
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Originally posted by M08:
"I never thought i'd say this about a film but I really hope this dog dies."
"OK that's him, that's him, that's Kujo, that's Kujo."
(about monica's boots when Chandler says that they have to return the boots)"SSHHH they are going to see you!!"


Shouldn't that be hear you?


Yeah that's what I meant but it wouldn't let me edit it for some reason. Aaahh well, you know what I meant Moon


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I love Eminem

Rachel: I know what this about...You've always been jealous of my hair!
Chandler: If I were A guy....did I just say If I were A guy?!
Phoebe: P as in Phoebe, H as in hoebe, O as in oebe, E as in ebe, B as be and E as in 'Ello there mate
Chandler:Which do you think is worse getting kicked in the nuts or giving childbirth? One of lifes get unanswerable questions.
Joey: I could get a goose
 
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wen joey and rachel find it awkward to talk:

'its my boss and my baby...my boss wants to buy my baby' ahaa
 
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daaammmnit! this thread sucks! use the search toool damnit!
 
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Originally posted by Abboz:
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Originally posted by M08:
"I never thought i'd say this about a film but I really hope this dog dies."
"OK that's him, that's him, that's Kujo, that's Kujo."
(about monica's boots when Chandler says that they have to return the boots)"SSHHH they are going to see you!!"


Shouldn't that be hear you?


Yeah that's what I meant but it wouldn't let me edit it for some reason. Aaahh well, you know what I meant Moon


lol yer i make loadsa mistakes but dont realise till i post it its annoying



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I just remembered another great quote. Mon and Chand's wedding, chandler tells rachel to go tlk to his dad or sumin but she goes over to the wrong person.

Lady: Hi my names Amanda.
Rachel: Oh I get it - A Man Duh

lol i crack up everytime.



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Lady: Hi my names Amanda.
Rachel: Oh I get it - A Man Duh

lol i crack up everytime.


heheeh yeh me too!! i love that bit its so funny and now everytime i meet an amanda or hear the name thats what i think of! lol


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R.I.P THE O.C


JD: "you have a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother you kids, pop in a movie, maybe have a drink. It's fun right? Wrong. Don't smother your kids."
 
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ahh i just thought of a really good one that i like:

"i'm in the kitchen, naked. i'm picking up an orange, and i'm naked!"

haha that ons so funny... and then when her and ross are drunk in vagas there are some great lines Big Grin


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R.I.P THE O.C


JD: "you have a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother you kids, pop in a movie, maybe have a drink. It's fun right? Wrong. Don't smother your kids."
 
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haha yer friends is so funny im watchin it now lol



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hohohoohoomeeeeeeeeeeerrry chriiiistmasssss
 
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