Tell us yr fav friends quote and see how many we get!

Joey: Sorry, did I get ya?
Chandler: No, you didn't get me, it's an electric drill. You get me, you kill me!

Ergghhh. Pleeassee searchh damniiiiit!

oh ... my ... gawd
whweres my bing-aling?
its a reunion in the hallway!
welL thats 2 out of 3 JOEY!!!

Eeek please search before you start a thread like this.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.!

Chandler: Oh, she's got you running errands, y'know, picking up wedding dresses...Wah-pah!
Ross: What's wah-pah?
Chandler: Y'know, whipped! Wah-pah!
Joey: That's not whipped! Whipped is whi-tcssh!
Chandler: That's what I did. Wah-pah!
Joey: You can't do anything!

i kinda like this because he was doing it differently wah pah!

when phoebe says " c his her lobster"

when Chandler listens to the women's hypnosis tape, when trying to stop smoking "I feel great, I haven't smoked yet today and that is a stunning blouse"

quote:

Joey: Sorry, did I get ya?
Chandler: No, you didn't get me, it's an electric drill. You get me, you kill me!

This one of my fav quotes too!

Grandmas Chicken Salaaaaad (Joey)

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Originally posted by ((~~кησω-уσυяѕєℓƒ~~)):

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Joey: Sorry, did I get ya?
Chandler: No, you didn't get me, it's an electric drill. You get me, you kill me!

This one of my fav quotes too!

lol its great isnt it

ross: what did the insurance company say?
chandler: oh they said 'you don't have insurance here, so stop calling us'

chandler: we're gonna flip for the baby?
joey: you got a better idea?
chandler: ok so hows this gonna work
joey: well... ducks can be heads because ducks ... have heads
chandler: ... what kinda scary-ass clowns came to your birthday party

Bruce Willis' character Paul: Chandler, did your Dad ever hug you?
Chandler: No, did he hug you?

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Originally posted by onetreehill-brucas=love:

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Originally posted by ((~~кησω-уσυяѕєℓƒ~~)):

quote:

Joey: Sorry, did I get ya?
Chandler: No, you didn't get me, it's an electric drill. You get me, you kill me!

This one of my fav quotes too!

lol its great isnt it

ross: what did the insurance company say?
chandler: oh they said 'you don't have insurance here, so stop calling us'

chandler: we're gonna flip for the baby?
joey: you got a better idea?
chandler: ok so hows this gonna work
joey: well... ducks can be heads because ducks ... have heads
chandler: ... what kinda scary-ass clowns came to your birthday party

omg i luv those quote i am laughin rememberin them.
Ross: You know what? I'd better pass on the game. I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
Joey: The hell with hockey. Let's all do that.

Ross : Do you think he'll be surprised to see me?
Chandler : Yes, at first. Then he'll realize he's a monkey, and isn't capable of that emotion.

Monica : "The camera adds ten pounds"
Chandler : "So how many cameras were actually on you?

Joey: If the Homo Sapiens were, in fact, _Homo_Sapiens... is that why they're extinct?
Ross: Joey. Homo Sapiens are people.
Joey: Hey, I'm not judging.

Joey: "I may only have a couple drinks in me, but I love you man!"
Chandler: "I'm still on my first. I just think you're nice."

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

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Originally posted by sugar n spice:

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Originally posted by onetreehill-brucas=love:

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Originally posted by ((~~кησω-уσυяѕєℓƒ~~)):

quote:

Joey: Sorry, did I get ya?
Chandler: No, you didn't get me, it's an electric drill. You get me, you kill me!

This one of my fav quotes too!

lol its great isnt it

ross: what did the insurance company say?
chandler: oh they said 'you don't have insurance here, so stop calling us'

chandler: we're gonna flip for the baby?
joey: you got a better idea?
chandler: ok so hows this gonna work
joey: well... ducks can be heads because ducks ... have heads
chandler: ... what kinda scary-ass clowns came to your birthday party

omg i luv those quote i am laughin rememberin them.
Ross: You know what? I'd better pass on the game. I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
Joey: The hell with hockey. Let's all do that.

Ross : Do you think he'll be surprised to see me?
Chandler : Yes, at first. Then he'll realize he's a monkey, and isn't capable of that emotion.

Monica : "The camera adds ten pounds"
Chandler : "So how many cameras were actually on you?

Joey: If the Homo Sapiens were, in fact, _Homo_Sapiens... is that why they're extinct?
Ross: Joey. Homo Sapiens are people.
Joey: Hey, I'm not judging.

Joey: "I may only have a couple drinks in me, but I love you man!"
Chandler: "I'm still on my first. I just think you're nice."

I luv all those quotes,

Monica: You broke a little girl's leg?
Ross: I know. I feel horrible. Okay.
Chandler: [reading the paper] Says here that a Muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night.
[to Ross]
Chandler: Where exactly were you around ten-ish?

Ross: Ok, look. You don't have to get married. We can just go home and take a shower. That's not so scary is it?
Chandler: Depends on what you mean by "we".

[Ross is newly divorced from his lesbian wife]
Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, you know? I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it? Unfortunately, in my case, it was only one woman for her.
Joey: What are you talking about? One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing. Cherry Vanilla. You could get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. This is the best thing that ever happened to you. You got married, you were, what, eight? Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon.
Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
Chandler: Stay out of my freezer.

Joey: Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she's like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!
Chandler: Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.

Joey: Hey, I got something for you.
Chandler: What's this?
Joey: Eight hundred and twelve bucks.
Chandler: Well, I don't know what Big Leon told you but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night.

[Chandler and Joey emerge from the bathroom after hiding from a fight between Ross and Monica]
Chandler: That was pretty intense, huh?
Joey: Yeah. Hey, I hope Ross didn't think that we just went in there because we were uncomfortable being out here.
Chandler: I hope he did.

seeing as theres a few janice quotes on here

Janice:what a small world!
Chandler: and yet i never run into beyonce!

Joey: Here come the meat sweats

Chandler: hey i can handle this , handles my middle name , infact its the middle part of my first name.

Ross: I have to go to China.

Joey: The Country?

Ross: No no, this big pile of dishes in my moms breakfront.



Monica:I got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. Chandler: how do you find clothes that fit?”


Phoebe: Aw, Phebes...
Rachel: Honey, that's your name.
Phoebe: That's short for Phoebe? I thought that's just what we called each other.

theres loads more funnier ones lol

rachel: See Joe? Uni-sex.
Joey: No, you need sex. i had sex last week.
Rachel: No, U N I sex.
Joey: Well I can't argue with that!

Joey: wish me luck
phoebe: (singing) good luck, good luck we all wih you good luuuuuuuuccccccckkk
joey: yeah whatever

Ross: you kept his underpants, why monica, why would you do that?
monica: i'm monica, i'm discusting, i stalk guys and keep their underpants

Phoebe: they don't know that we know they know we know, and joey you can't say anthing
Joey: not even if i wanted to

Rachel: That's it monica i'm quitting, i just helped an 81 year old try on a thong and she didn't even buy it, that's it im quitting, yes i am yes i am yes i am yes i am, okay call me when you get this message.

Monica: oh my god you were my mystery midnight kisser
Ross: you were my first kiss with rachel
Monica; you were my first kiss EVER
Chandler: what have i married into

Joey: smell the fart acting

Rachel: I’m just visiting my good friend Carol.
Ross: Your good friend?
Rachel: Yeah!
Ross: What’s her last name?
Rachel: Carol...Lesbian?
Ross: Nice.

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Originally posted by Lush_Lia:
Joey: wish me luck
phoebe: (singing) good luck, good luck we all wih you good luuuuuuuuccccccckkk
joey: yeah whatever

what episode is that one from? im sure its from series 2 but i just havent watched it in ages