13 bathrooms in this place i threw up in the cloak closet! (i think its 13.. or is it 17? lol)

Rachel: Chandler you have the best taste in men!
Chandler: Well...

it is 13!! and thats correct

quote:

Rachel: Chandler you have the best taste in men!
Chandler: Well...

like father, like son

Monica: I can't believe you. You still haven't told that girl she doesn't have a job yet?
Chandler: Well, you still haven't taken down the Christmas lights.
Monica: Congratulations,........

i think you're found the worlds thinest arguement (i love that one lol)

Phoebe: If you want to receieve emails about my up-coming shows...

then please give me money so i can buy a computer

lol me too

Joey: Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!
Chandler: Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun,.........

i'll pretty much be peeing everywhere.... something to that affect? lol

Chandler: I have to warn you this may make me a better person and....

that is not the man that you fell in love with

Chandler: You're turning into a women.
Joey: No I'm not. Why would you say that? That's just mean.
Chandler: Now I've upset you? What did I say?
Joey: It's not what you said. It's the way you said it........

OMG! Im a woman!!

Monica: I do not like that woman
Joey: I can hear you!
Monica: ..

OMG i am loud

Rachel: (reading the program) Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, there's Joey's picture! This is so exciting!
Chandler: You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear,.........

no sence of impending doom!

Mona: ok but its valentines day cant we just ask her to leave?
Ross: no shes way too emotional, and....

did u write it?

Mike: That is so wrong. and on top of that he's a .....

...glue sniffer? Is that right?

Erm...

Chandler: I tell people...

"...people's secret! It makes them like me!" (think thats right)

Chandler - "Oh and by the way, there is no Count Rushmore!!"
Joey - ......

JOEY: Yeah, then-then who's the guy that painted the faces on the mountain?

Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?
Phoebe:...........

i remember this episode, its the first one aint it but i cant remember what she says..

she says

fine be murky!

Now i no! lol

Chandler: Up until the age of 25 i thought the only responce....

...to i love you, was "Oh crap!"

Rachel - I've got something that's gonna make you happy...

RACHEL: Hey. I've got something that's gonna make you happy. Guess what Gunther found?

PHOEBE: Hey now you have two. Oh, now you have two.



Joey: I'm tellin' you Ross, she wants you.
Ross: She barely knows me. We just live in the same building.
Chandler: Any contact?
Ross: She lent me an egg once.
Joey: You're in!
Chandler: She'll love it. Go with the egg, my friend.
(Ross walks over to the woman, egg in hand.)
Joey: Think it'll work?
Chandler: No,......

no its suicide the mans gotta egg! (i love that quote!!)

Rachel: I just enver thought of you as one of those guys who needed his men to be men because lets face it Ross its not as if you....

just came in from branding cattle!

Ross - You know what, it doesnt matter! Cos u both gotta go get dressed...

before the big vein in my head pops!

Kathy: Why dont you call me when you grow up
Chandler: ...

"Yeah? Well don't expect that to happen anytime soon!"

Monica - "Are you sure you peed on the stick right?"
Rachel - ...

quote:

Originally posted by angieheyho:
"Yeah? Well don't expect that to happen anytime soon!"

Monica - "Are you sure you peed on the stick right?"
Rachel - ...

"How many ways are there to do that?"

Jack "Chandler, I'm gonna have you arrested."
Chandler "Why?"
Jack ...

x Jen x