ok I'm making a story:
One day, there was a happy man
who was walking happy along when suddenly he was attacked by a ninja
and a ghost
. the man was, like
. Then he started to
cry. but then he kept his cool
and got angry
and all ref-faced
. The ninja was like
and just walked away. The ghost left a bomb
before winking
and sticking out his tongue
. Happily,
, the man was a good runner and managed to get away. When he saw his wife, she was
as to why he was out of breath. To avoid telling the story, he gave her a kiss
. The end.
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Do I look like a mug? Have I got a handle? Am I made of china? Am I kept in a cupboard or on a small wooden tree? Would you like to put your lips on my rim? You may answer that question, the rest were rhetorical.
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Get Brian.
