how it works is that we list all the episodes one at a time and put a quote with it from that episode

1.01 pilot
Chandler: and i just want a million dollars!!

so the next person would post TOW the sonogram at the end

dont forget to put the series numba and the episode numba

1.02 tow the sonogram at the end

CHANDLER: Yeah I think for u kissing is pretty much like an opening act ya know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.

ROSS: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian its that that... that's not why we bought the ticket.

CHANDLER: The problem is though after the concerts over no matter how great the show was you girls are always looking for the comedian again ya know? I mean we're in the car we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.

RACHEL: Yeah, well, word of advice Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home listening to that album alone.

JOEY:....Are we still talking about sex?

1.03 - TOW the thumb

Chandler:is it a competiton like collect all five?

1.04 TOW George Stephanopoulos

Rachel: Uh, Pheebs? Who's George Snuffalopagus?
Phoebe: Big Bird's friend.

1.05 tow with the east german laundry detergent

rachel: Ok, you caught me. I'm a laundry virgin.

ross: Uh, well, don't worry, I'll use the gentle cycle.

1.06 - TOW the butt

Ross:so when's the big opening?

1.07 TOW The Blackout

Chandler: Gum would be perfection

1.08-TOW nana dies twice

You have a...quality

x Jen x

1.09 - TOW underdog gets away

Pheobe: oh you know how laughter is infectous(SP?)

something along those lines neways

1.10 TOW The Monkey

Chandler: Hey that monkey's got a Ross on its ass!

1.11 TOW Mrs Bing

Joey - "I can't believe you woo hoo'd! I don't even woo hoo!"

1.12: TOW the dozen lasangas

Monica: was it...?
Phoebe: oh boy scouts coulda camped under there

1.13 TOW The Boobies

Chandler: No, she's still upset because I saw her boobies.

Ross: You what? Wh what were you doing seeing her boobies?

Chandler: It was an accident. Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts.

Rachel: Okay, okay, could we change the subject, please?

Phoebe: Yeah, 'cause hello, these are not her boobies, these are her breasts.

Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, I was hoping for more of a change.

1.14:TOW the candy hearts

Janice: This is so much fun! its like a reunion in the hall!!

1.15 tow the stoned guy


theres so many good ones in this episode it's hard to choose

Monica: So great! He showed me where the restaurants going to be Its this cute little place on 10th Street Not too big not too small Just right.

Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?

TOW the two parts (part one)

Phoebe's Phoebe, Ursula's hot

x Jen x

1.17 - TOW the two parts prt 2

RACHEL: And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school, I was a cow.
MONICA: I used to wet my bed.
RACHEL: I use my breasts to get other people's attention.
MONICA: We both do that.

1.18 TOW All The Poker

Ross: Your money's mine Green
Rachel: Your fly is open Geller!

1.19 tow the monkey gets away

Ross: Well, I think it's perfect. Y'know, it's just gonna be the two of us, she spent all day taking care of my monkey...

Chandler: I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey.

TOW The Evil Orthodontist

Bobby: I'm twelve, I'm not stupid.

and

Monica: Brrr
Chandler: Hell is filled with people like you!

tow with the fake monica

wots ya quote?

TOW the fake monica

WATER RULES!

x Jen x

TOW The Ick Factor


Ross: I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.
Chandler: I'm sorry, it was a one-time-thing. I was very drunk and it was somebody else's subconscious.

TOW the birth

Phoebe "Susan, he looks just like you!"

x Jen x