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I dont get it with paul the wine guy an every one is sayin paul paul an then chandler goes im sorry paul is it? i dont get that at al lol

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oh it just chandler being sarcastic because pauls name has been said over and over again, so chandlers like trying to be funny by pretending he doesnt know even though they have already been talking about paul

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Maria_babe

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oh ok i also dont get it wen chandler says can open...worms everywhere

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Ignored post by Maria_babe posted

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its when some secret is spilled i think, like a metaphor it has been kept secret for a long time but then someone open the can of worms and everybody knows the secret

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Yeh hes refering to Joey and his spoons lol

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Ignored post by Emma16uk posted

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When Chandler says "Dear god, this parachute is a napsack!" i dont really get that

x Emma x

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Kattie

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lol i love that ep

You know when ppl are trying to dig themselves out of a hole they've dug by makeing a comment that they wish they hadn't? Like the fact that he says that if he and mon arent married by the time they're 40 they'll get married and she goes on about why wont she be married by the time she 40...? Well have you noticed how ppl over here do the whole digging action or just shut up cos they cant work their way out of what they've said? Its kinda like that - he's metaphorically jumped out of a plane by suggesting such a thing and the parachute he's wearing is really a napsack (rucksack) and he's falling to his death...

Does that make any sense? Cos I know what I mean but I'm crap at explaining lol

Kx

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lol i know what u mean - i was thinking of ways to explain it oo but its pretty hard to put the explanation into words!

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Kattie

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It is quite difficult to explain! I worry sometimes cos I'm the type of person to go off on a tangent about something but not actually get to the point lol

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Yes im totally like that! Im really extra and write words and words when most people only write a few sentences lol, thats why Im suprised that i got what i did in my english gcse lol...

Thanks Kattie, I actually understand now lol. I new it had to be something to do with that because he didnt no what to say to Monica and he was wishing that he never brought the whole thing up..

x Emma x

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Well have you noticed how ppl over here do the whole digging action or just shut up cos they cant work their way out of what they've said?

Yeh or someone normally tells me to stop diggin lol

x Emma x

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beckybeckybecky

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its when some secret is spilled i think, like a metaphor it has been kept secret for a long time but then someone open the can of worms and everybody knows the secret

Opening a can of worms is like setting off a row of dominoes. It turns out this whole spoon thing is just the tip of the iceberg, and finding out about this has opened the can of worms, which are now everywhere: the soap, etc.

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beckybeckybecky

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Ive got a question, whats an Excedrin P.M... is it a sleeping pill or somethin? Probably a blonde moment of mine

It's not sleeping pill, it's a regular old pain killer that happens to have drowsiness as a pretty strong side effect. There's normal Excedrin, but, as the name suggests, Excedrin PM is to be taken at night to knock you out.

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Jen1000

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This isn't rele a joke that I dnt undastand bt I dnt rele find it funy-th bit wen tag makes fne cals with his pants-duz ne1 else find it funy??!!lol

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Na it aint funny is it lol

Ive got a question about American currency! lol

What is a dime and a nikel.... ? Like how much is it worth in American terms?

x Emma x

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Miz_Kittycat

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Originally posted by Emma16uk:
Ive got a question, whats an Excedrin P.M... is it a sleeping pill or somethin? Probably a blonde moment of mine

It's not sleeping pill, it's a regular old pain killer that happens to have drowsiness as a pretty strong side effect. There's normal Excedrin, but, as the name suggests, Excedrin PM is to be taken at night to knock you out.

oooh right... i always thought he said 'warm milk and it's SEVEN PM!!!' but this explanation makes more sense! doh!

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Ignored post by Miz_Kittycat posted

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thanks for clearing that up,I always wondered what it was

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xXxHunny_BunnyxXx

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i got anotha in tow they all turn 30 phoebe is on the hippety hop n says this thing is a godsend if u know wat i mean or summat like that. i dont get.

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Ignored post by xXxHunny_BunnyxXx posted

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you know like down-there for women!

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A nickel is worth 5 cents, and a dime is 10 cents.

Thanks for that! lol

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Dont worry, I thought that first time I heard it! Only worked it out when I was in America, and saw Excedrin in the drugstore.

I went to the cinema last week and I saw The 40 Year Old Virgin (By the way Paul Rudds character in that is quite funny lol) and I think it was Paul Rudds character who said Excendrin PM... and I was like, wait a minute, Joey said that on Friends once.... But I couldnt think of the episode that it was on and it was really annoying me. Only later I found out that it was from TOWT Nap Partners lol, which is why I guessed it was some sort of sleeping pill thing...

Ok I have two things that I dont really get.. forgive me if they are really obvious..

When Chandler tells everyone that Ross was killed by a blimp.. whats a blimp? lol

And in the episode where Rachel teaches Ben pranks. Ross comes in to see Rachel and he says something like "sarang wrap on the toilet seat, so the pee goes everywhere" and then he goes "I was bare foot"... what is that prank? lol ... sorry...

x Emma x

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beckybeckybecky

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A nickel is worth 5 cents, and a dime is 10 cents.

Thanks for that! lol

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Dont worry, I thought that first time I heard it! Only worked it out when I was in America, and saw Excedrin in the drugstore.

I went to the cinema last week and I saw The 40 Year Old Virgin (By the way Paul Rudds character in that is quite funny lol) and I think it was Paul Rudds character who said Excendrin PM... and I was like, wait a minute, Joey said that on Friends once.... But I couldnt think of the episode that it was on and it was really annoying me. Only later I found out that it was from TOWT Nap Partners lol, which is why I guessed it was some sort of sleeping pill thing...

Ok I have two things that I dont really get.. forgive me if they are really obvious..

When Chandler tells everyone that Ross was killed by a blimp.. whats a blimp? lol

And in the episode where Rachel teaches Ben pranks. Ross comes in to see Rachel and he says something like "sarang wrap on the toilet seat, so the pee goes everywhere" and then he goes "I was bare foot"... what is that prank? lol ... sorry...

A blimp is a gas-filled airship, sort of like a big balloon, that is nonrigid and bouyant and doesn't carry passengers. They are currently used mostly for silly advertising.

Saran wrap is clear, plastic wrap, and Ben put it over the toilet bowl so Ross wouldn't see it, and his pee would splash all over the place. He wasn't wearing shoes, so he stepped in his pee. The funniest part is that we (and Rachel) expect him to mention the line down his face, but he isn't even aware of that yet.

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Miz_Kittycat

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hehe.

the end of that episode is funny. thing is, i always wonder what they'd have done if rachel hadn't pointed out the sign on ross's back cause the joke with him n ben wouldn't have worked then? i'm sooo sad for thinking bout this too much!

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Ignored post by Miz_Kittycat posted

Mafin

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Emma, would it make more sense if I told you that saran wrap is called cling film over here?

Americans eh...

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