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I don't think we were meant to know exactly what she wanted him to do - knowing Phoebe it would have been something totally dirty yet bizarre tho!!


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yeh, we aint meant to know, we have to use our own filthy imagination


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wow this is a wicked topic i now get a heap of jokes! Thanx! xxx


"No, no. No, see this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea."
 
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i no. this is a truly great thread
 
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in tow the dozen lasagnes when they are talking about what happened when phoebe was massaging paulo
MONICA: Was it...?

PHOEBE: Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there.

i dont get what that means. boy scouts could have camped under there?
 
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He lifted up his towel to show her his 'little general' if you know what I mean. Boy scouts could've camped under his 'area'!

Different subject-but the quote "you have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance" what episode does that come from?

x Jen x


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"Phoebe, I've told you not to play with the demons"

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Also known as 'pitching a tent'

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Originally posted by Jen1000:
Different subject-but the quote "you have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance" what episode does that come from?

x Jen x


TOW Ross' New Girlfriend
 
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Originally posted by fRiEnDs R mY wOrLd:
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Originally posted by Jen1000:
Different subject-but the quote "you have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance" what episode does that come from?

x Jen x


TOW Ross' New Girlfriend


Thank-you! Sorry to ask for more, but, when exactly is it? It's just really bugging me and I can't picture it!!

x Jen x


Member #19 of 'The Ross&Rachel 4eva club'
"Stop it with the racoon!"

Founder of 'The Charmed Fan Club'
"Phoebe, I've told you not to play with the demons"

x Jen x
 
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dont sure if anyone has asked this but i never got it when in TOW the prom video, afro ross comes on and joey says 'looking good mr carter'
 
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Different subject-but the quote "you have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance" what episode does that come from?

x Jen x


TOW Ross' New Girlfriend[/QUOTE]

Thank-you! Sorry to ask for more, but, when exactly is it? It's just really bugging me and I can't picture it!!

x Jen x[/QUOTE]

It's when Chandler comes in and asks if anyone knows a good tailor. Joey then suggests his family's tailor, and says that he's been going there since he was 15. Then Joey confuses himself, thinking that he may have actually been 16 when he first went. It's as he's busy trying to figure it out that Chandler says the line.
 
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Thanku!!!!lol

x Jen x


Member #19 of 'The Ross&Rachel 4eva club'
"Stop it with the racoon!"

Founder of 'The Charmed Fan Club'
"Phoebe, I've told you not to play with the demons"

x Jen x
 
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dont sure if anyone has asked this but i never got it when in TOW the prom video, afro ross comes on and joey says 'looking good mr carter'


Its actually Mr Kotter. Mr Kotter was the teacher on a popular 70s sitcom "Welcome Back Kotter". He was known for his afro Smile


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em.... no
and to reply 4 elmos question on the 1st page, think of "sheep shaggin" Razz


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Pheobe(to Chandler):You've got to meet her! Otherwise you'll be kicking yourself when your 80 and thats really hard to do and thats how you'll break a hip!
 
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Not Scottish by any chance are you Amy? Cool
 
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Originally posted by Emma16uk:
Ive got a question, whats an Excedrin P.M... is it a sleeping pill or somethin? Probably a blonde moment of mine


It's not sleeping pill, it's a regular old pain killer that happens to have drowsiness as a pretty strong side effect. There's normal Excedrin, but, as the name suggests, Excedrin PM is to be taken at night to knock you out.


oooh right... i always thought he said 'warm milk and it's SEVEN PM!!!' but this explanation makes more sense! doh!


I've always thought that too!
 
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ok so i watched this eppy the other day, and realised i didnt get a joke so thought i'd post on here 2 see if any1 can help me. ok, so heres the joke;

-Chandler: 2 nipples, no waiting
-Monica: Thats like Rachel in high school

And apparently it was "such an obvious joke" but i dont get it

plz help
xXx
 
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aarrggh!! I never really got that one either! I know its got something to do with Rachel being a ho in school, but I dont actually understand how that quote is funny. Someone help!


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it is funny when ross
makes up joke Wink Eek


rachel is the best
 
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Originally posted by fRiEnDs R mY wOrLd:
ok so i watched this eppy the other day, and realised i didnt get a joke so thought i'd post on here 2 see if any1 can help me. ok, so heres the joke;

-Chandler: 2 nipples, no waiting
-Monica: Thats like Rachel in high school

And apparently it was "such an obvious joke" but i dont get it

plz help
xXx


i think thats the only joke i didnt get.
if someone knows plz tell us.
 
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there was another but seen it 2day. when phoebe says to monica roanne rosannea danna.
she was an actress in a old sitcom.
was doing my ed in.
 
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hey my web page http://www.glosygirl.piczo.com


rachel is the best
 
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ok so i still dont get the whole "2 nipples, no waitin" joke
 
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there is a thread for u friends are my world. its down a bit.
dont kno if u seen it. its a sorry thread for u.
am sorry anyways. Smile
 
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ye i av seen it n replied but i still dont get this joke!
 
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