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ye well there ya go

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angieheyho

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Chandler comes in after his "nubbinectomy" (having his 3rd nipple removed and says....
Chander - "Just had me a little a nubbinectomy. Yup, 2 nipples, no waiting!"
Monica - "Wow it's like Rachel in high school"
Rachel - "What?!"
Monica - "C'mon, c'mon, I was kidding, it was such an obvious joke!"
Chandler - "That WAS an obvious joke. And I didn't think of it. Why didn't I think of it?" (pointing to his chest, and considering his recent operation) "The source of all my powers. Oh dear god, what've I done?"

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i really dont understand it its something to do with her being a hoe in high school and are they trying to say she was flat chested as well? i really dont understand lol

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the nipple joke

they are just trying to say that u could see 2 nipples of rachels without waiting, basically like you said that she was a bit of a tart..

and chandler did know rach in high school, coz he was mates with ross at college, and they met at thanksgiving

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tribecagirl

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I took that joke as being she showed off her chest to get stuff..stuck her boobs out and she would get what she wanted.

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and are they trying to say she was flat chested as well?

plz explain how they're saying that

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Originally posted by beckybeckybecky:
1. PCP is Phencyclidine, a drug that is now illegal but that was originally developed to treat medical patients, I believe. It's a white powder, and it's manufactured in labs and such, so I don't really think it's something that anyone could grow in his or her apartment.

2. You must got to a flea market! The idea is it's sort of a mishmash of everything for very reasonable prices, often outdoors or in a grand stadium of some kind. You'll find many old, used, or vintage things.

3. Beets are red vegetables, round and soft. You wouldn't really want to smell like one.

Is this whole thread a joke that I don't get? Is it serious?

Beets are beetroot. We have them in Britain, as we do flea markets, PCP, cans of worms, rocks in between hard places, and Albert Einstein. I understand there is going to be some degree of missing jokes due to American references, but to this extent?! Sorry if I am being rude and this is not a joke.

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Mafin

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If you have the time to read all 15 pages of this thread Holly, you will see that there are a lot of blonde girls on this forum, they ain't as tuned in as you and me!

Only kidding ladies.

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Emma16uk

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aint the 2 nipples no waitin referin to the fact that he can go n get the girls now like rachel did with guys in high school .. thats what ive always thought anyways

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Holly_1

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I am fairly certain that it is simply a pun on a medical expression, which refers to Rachel's wanton ways in high school. That's all.

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MONICA: Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Eric Estrada

I dont get it. Why is Eric Estrada CHP?

plz help

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Eric Estrada used to star in a programme in the late seventies, early eighties called CHiPs where he played a California Highway Patrol man (CHP)

^^^ not sure if this is correct as i never actually heard of this programme before i just found this on the internet

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ok thanx anyway hun

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angieheyho

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very helpful - i never understood that one either!

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Emma16uk

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lol me neither

x Emma x

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i dont understand when rachel says she has a shemp in her office. i think a thread was made before about this but there was just a debate whether the word actually was shemp. im pretty sure thats what she says. on the subtitles it says shemp and on transcripts on the internet it says shemp. i dont understand what the word shemp means though

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Holly_1

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This might help - Shemp (Sam) Howard was one of the three Stooges.

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CeeSide

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Originally posted by ~ Mandy ~:
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Originally posted by Miz_Kittycat:
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Originally posted by beckybeckybecky:
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Originally posted by Emma16uk:
Ive got a question, whats an Excedrin P.M... is it a sleeping pill or somethin? Probably a blonde moment of mine

It's not sleeping pill, it's a regular old pain killer that happens to have drowsiness as a pretty strong side effect. There's normal Excedrin, but, as the name suggests, Excedrin PM is to be taken at night to knock you out.

oooh right... i always thought he said 'warm milk and it's SEVEN PM!!!' but this explanation makes more sense! doh!

I've always thought that too!

Ooooooo, that's what i thought he said aswell....it seems a lot more funny now though lol

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Jen1000

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I always thought he said 7pm! I'm glad a few of us get these things wrong!

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I always thought he said 7pm! I'm glad a few of us get these things wrong!

ye i no me 2!

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Jen1000

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^lol!

What's a sseing eye dog?!lol!Everyone probably knows apart from me!!

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^ i actually dont no that 1! where is a "Seeing-eye-dog" mentioned?

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im pretty sure they are dogs for blind people (another word for guide dogs)i remember hearing it on friends but i cant remember like the conversation it was in.

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