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its because she says tht if u gave up on a relationship after every time u had a fight then it woodnt last longer than six months, then she realises that all of his relationships have only lasted 6months because of that.
There's no mention of 6 months. It goes "if u gave up on a relationship after every time u had a fight then it woodnt last longer than...Ooooooh!"


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ive never got that cos he didnt give up on kathy or janice...


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well he was gna!
 
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But he didnt! lol

Anyway, ya no in the one where ross and rachel u no, ya no when chandler and joey are watching tv, they talk about miracle wax... is that some kind of advert thing? n then later on ross comes back in and mentions it again... saying why isnt the laser cutting through the paint.. would they be watching the same ad? im confused lol


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I dunno but i think it might be a DIY programme or an infomercial or somethin so its still on when Ross comes in


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Yeah, they would have been watching some infomercial channel, with all "state-of-the-art", useless products, because it's mindless TV, that seems impressive.
 
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i'm probably havin a blonde moment or summat but in TOW the nap partners- chandlers old camp girlfriend says sumfing like 'hello skidmark' then monica says something about it being pretty clear. wot is a skidmark?


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Well, I can't rememebr the episode you're on about but a skidmark could have been tyre skid marks on the road or, more probably(?!), skidmarks in underwear.....bit hard to explain what I mean without being gross.... someone help me out here!!!
 
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Well, I can't rememebr the episode you're on about but a skidmark could have been tyre skid marks on the road or, more probably(?!), skidmarks in underwear.....bit hard to explain what I mean without being gross.... someone help me out here!!!


I think it's probably the second option, lol! Let's just say babies often have skidmarks-if they haven't been changed in while.


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o ryte lol- i get it now


chandler: well joey was born.. then 28 years later... i was robbed!
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I was watching the first series on e4 last nite and i remembered a joke that i have never understood.
When rachel has lost her engagement ring she says "I know i had it this morning.. I know i had it in the kitchen with..." then Chandler says "Diner?"

I don't get it, does anyone else?


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I think he says Dina, not diner. I always assumed it was a song or poem or that had a line about Dina in the kitchen, but I'm not exactly sure what the joke is.....


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I was watching the first series on e4 last nite and i remembered a joke that i have never understood.
When rachel has lost her engagement ring she says "I know i had it this morning.. I know i had it in the kitchen with..." then Chandler says "Diner?"

I don't get it, does anyone else?




Someone's in the kitchen
Someone's in the kitchen with Dina
Someone's in the kitchen I know, I know
Someone's in the kitchen with Dina
Playing on the old banjo.



It's like an old camp song.
 
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What a random little song!! Smile
 
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Thanks Boggle! I've wondered about that for about ten years!!


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I have never gotten it when chandler said to joey
'when you feel the q-tip theres resistance' something along the lines of that. I have NEVER gotten it.
 
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ok a q tip is a cotton bud that you use to clean your ears with. chandler is saying that joey put the cotton bud too far in his ear so he got brain damaged and thats why he is so dumb. on the first few pages of this thread i think there are a few posts about this
 
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Originally posted by blondie83:
I was watching the first series on e4 last nite and i remembered a joke that i have never understood.
When rachel has lost her engagement ring she says "I know i had it this morning.. I know i had it in the kitchen with..." then Chandler says "Diner?"

I don't get it, does anyone else?




Someone's in the kitchen
Someone's in the kitchen with Dina
Someone's in the kitchen I know, I know
Someone's in the kitchen with Dina
Playing on the old banjo.



It's like an old camp song.


We used to sing that at Primary School, I think its strumming on the old banjo! And it gets faster the more times you sing it... Big Grin




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in the one where joey tells rachel, joey says he has a picture on his t shirt of "calvin doing hobbs" (or thats what it sounds like) who are calvin and hobbs?
 
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xXxHunny_BunnyxXx ...I dod apologise about asking the same q. its just I couldnt b bothered to go through the whole thread and look for it! lol. thanks anyway.
 
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in the one where joey tells rachel, joey says he has a picture on his t shirt of "calvin doing hobbs" (or thats what it sounds like) who are calvin and hobbs?


they are characters from a cartoon strip that was published daily in an american newspaper. Calvin was a little boy and Hobbes was his toy tiger.

If you google them I bet you'll recognise them!
 
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xXxHunny_BunnyxXx ...I dod apologise about asking the same q. its just I couldnt b bothered to go through the whole thread and look for it! lol. thanks anyway.


np hun Smile


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in the one where joey tells rachel, joey says he has a picture on his t shirt of "calvin doing hobbs" (or thats what it sounds like) who are calvin and hobbs?


they are characters from a cartoon strip that was published daily in an american newspaper. Calvin was a little boy and Hobbes was his toy tiger.

If you google them I bet you'll recognise them!


thanks alot i did recognise them but i cant remember where ive seen them before
 
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Ok, I jus answered this quote on the Quote Game, but realised I don't know what it means!

Phoebe: "Do it, call her. Stop being so testosteroni"
Chandler: "Which, by the way, is the REAL San Francisco treat"

Also, in TOW Rosses thing, Joey and Chandler are looking at Rosses ass when Rachel walks in. I'm pretty sure Chandler either says "Three more weeks of winter" or "Three more weeks a winner". Anyone got any clue what he does say and what he means?


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I'm not too sure about the san fransisco treat thing.
But the other thing, i think Chandler does say "3 more weeks of winter". I'm prob wrong but i think he meant it as an old wives tale kinda thing, i.e something they were looking at on ross indicated that there would be 3 more weeks of winter, just so they wouldn't be embarrassed about looking at his arse in front of rachel.


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I always thought it was 'winner' but I'm not sure, and I don't know what it means, so not much help really!!


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