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Originally posted by Chu:
Oh thank god for this thread!!

I have never understoon

"You have to stop the que tip, when theres resistance?!?"

Any ideas...........


I've never got that either actually. Hmmm. what is q-tip anyways? I keep thinkin it's something like tip-exx :/


A q-tip is wat they call a cotton-bud. You know the thing u put in ur ear to get the ear wax out! Well Chandler is incinuating that Joey didnt stop putting the cotton bud in his ear and got brain damaged...hense his dimness! Smile



wow thanks alot that always got on my nerves! great thread btw! x x
 
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its because she says tht if u gave up on a relationship after every time u had a fight then it woodnt last longer than six months, then she realises that all of his relationships have only lasted 6months because of that.
 
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i never used to get

Ross: No Chandler, everything. Like stuff you like, stuff she likes, technique, stamina, girth.
Chandler: Girth.........why why why why why why would they do this

me and my friend laughed at this..not knowing what girth is..imagine our suprise when we realised what they were on about


Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blonde chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.
 
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lol
 
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i dont no what it is??? Red Face


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Phoebe:
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet,
and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.
Lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
as needed.
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girth

1. The distance around something; the circumference.


Now think about something males have that females dont....
UR THINKIN OF A PENIS ARENT U!?
well...you'd be correct. Its the width...

I could have just told u that, but this is more fun Big Grin


Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blonde chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.
 
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lol ritey o-


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Phoebe:
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet,
and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.
Lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
as needed.
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When i was younger i never understood when Joey says to Monica - "They're ribbed...for YOUR pleasure!" I never knew what he was giving her for Christams lol


~ Nobody puts Swayze in the corner ~
 
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Oh yeah! Me too actually!


Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blonde chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.
 
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omg lol- condoms


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Phoebe:
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet,
and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.
Lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
as needed.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 
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well thats what i always thought lol


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Phoebe:
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet,
and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.
Lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
as needed.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 
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what was with the constant posting by Becca about earbuds!


*#~ JOE ~#*

I've got a can of DP on my back and i love life
 
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I was answering questions to someone on here who got banned...thus their posts have all been deleted!

I wasnt just talking to myself about it...alhtough it looks that way now that the other 'Question' posts have gone! lol! Big Grin


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25th June JBF Thread Remembrance Day...we will always remember!

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Whats an embolism? As in "Joeys having an embolism, but I'd go for a nip."


Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blonde chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.
 
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Whats an embolism? As in "Joeys having an embolism, but I'd go for a nip."


The obstruction of a blood vessel usually a blood clot.

Its basically a heart attack...and the nip refers to the conversation they are having at the time! lol! nothing to do with the embolism!


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"Well isnt that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic!"

Ross and Rachel 4eva

F•R•I•E•N•D•S will live on in our hearts 4eva! Smile

25th June JBF Thread Remembrance Day...we will always remember!

XxXx Becca xXxX
 
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This might be stupid but in TOW Princess Consuela, phoebe says she's going to change her name to Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan-Banana-Hammock, near the end, then Mike says 'do you even know what a banana hammock is?' and phoebe says no then mike says 'it's a speedo', well what's a speedo?


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a speedo is like a swimsuit fing. init?
 
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Dunno. I don't see how that would be funny though.


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yep
 
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speedo's are swimming things- and u can get like lil y-fronts so a banana hammock mite be one of them sort of ones


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Phoebe:
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet,
and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.
Lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
as needed.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 
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lol or a speedo banana hammock may be where his own banana hangs....


Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blonde chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.
 
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TOW The Jellyfish
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, it’s not that common! It doesn’t happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!

Ok I dont get this, can sum1 plz explain. And am I jus bein REALLY thick bout this? Or am I not the only 1 confused by this?
 
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ok..it was either that he couldnt get 'it' up or that when he did get 'it' up he got over excited and let it all go too soon :P...i hope i put that in a nice enough way lol...
 
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ok..i actually have one!!! in TOW the baby shower...

Joey:what is triscodecophobia the fear of?Ross:triskitts
Chandler:Triskitts??
Ross: what? they have really sharp edges!

What the hell is a triskit?? if anything lol..
 
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ok..it was either that he couldnt get 'it' up or that when he did get 'it' up he got over excited and let it all go too soon :P...i hope i put that in a nice enough way lol...


well tht explains it. thnx hun xxx
 
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