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i dunno that 1!!!! but i wnt to know what he means and all. i always wonder. cus rachel says it does happen to every guy and it is a big deal.if any 1 knows what the hell chandlers going on about id love 2 knowe ! lol
 
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we've had this a couple of times actually. Rachel says just so ya no it's not that common it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal

Originally posted by forever_faded:
ok..it was either that he couldnt get 'it' up or that when he did get 'it' up he got over excited and let it all go too soon :P...i hope i put that in a nice enough way lol...

^ there's your answer lol

Chandler said "i knew it" as he'd obviously had the same problem and girls had told him that it isn't a big deal and happens to evrery guy. He'd just realised that they were lying.
 
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i dunno some american food i guess

ok im proberly being relli dumb bout dis joke but i didnt get it. its series 4 tow ross get married

judy:we travelled on the tube
jack:judy not infront of the kids
judy: no jack thts wat they call the subway
jack; i thought u ment...
rss: we no wat u ment

i dont get it


Oh this is some kind of sexual reference. They were in England at the time and their "subway" is called "tube" in london. I don't want to say anymore than that lol.
 
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bway" is called "tube" in london. I don't want to say anymore than that lol.


Carry on... I would like to know what Ross was refering to.
 
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Fallofols-however you spell it-is a greek food I think-'cause Amy thinks Ross owns a fallofol cart/stand.

Jack thinks Judy is talking about them having sex-Jack's tube...


^ you'll understand one day unchained-bless ya


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takin the mick again unchained.. lol


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Its so Unlike him/her


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i have one. In tow rachel's book when chan and mon think they won't have any money for their wedding..

Chandler: Honey, it’s gonna be okay.
Monica: No! No it’s not! It’s not gonna be okay! It sucks! No swing band! No lilies!
Rachel: No, y’know what? It’s gonna be okay. I mean you don’t have to have this rustic Italian feast. Y’know? And-and you don’t need, you don’t need this custom-made, empire waisted, duchess, satin gown; you can wear off the rack. (She starts to cry, as does Monica.)
Chandler: Look, it really is gonna be okay. The important thing is that we love each other and that we’re gonna get married.
Rachel: Do you even understand what off the rack means?!

What does off the rack mean? I've never heard of it
 
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An elevator is a lift. and i think donald trump is a very short guy so it just means that he was not only waiting for an elevator, but to be elevated (lifted up - made taller)



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Phoebe: Oh, hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.
Monica: Yeah, I saw him waiting for an elevator.
i dont get it ..
 
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Originally posted by xrblue:
Remember the episode where Joey is in a porno movie?
Chandler says: Now wait a minute, thats the craziest typing test I have ever seen!
Monica says: All I say is she had better get the job.
Ross says: Looks to me like he's the one getting the job. (audience laugh)

I don't get it.



monica hopes that the girl gets the secretary's job because she's doing a sill typing test.
ross says 'looks like he's the one getting the job' meaning - he's getting a blow job
 
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Chandler comes in after his "nubbinectomy" (having his 3rd nipple removed and says....
Chander - "Just had me a little a nubbinectomy. Yup, 2 nipples, no waiting!"
Monica - "Wow it's like Rachel in high school"
Rachel - "What?!"
Monica - "C'mon, c'mon, I was kidding, it was such an obvious joke!"
Chandler - "That WAS an obvious joke. And I didn't think of it. Why didn't I think of it?" (pointing to his chest, and considering his recent operation) "The source of all my powers. Oh dear god, what've I done?"


Maybe it's because rachel was the first kid in high school to grow breasts - that she didn't have to wait like other girls did??????????
 
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Chandler comes in after his "nubbinectomy" (having his 3rd nipple removed and says....
Chander - "Just had me a little a nubbinectomy. Yup, 2 nipples, no waiting!"
Monica - "Wow it's like Rachel in high school"
Rachel - "What?!"
Monica - "C'mon, c'mon, I was kidding, it was such an obvious joke!"
Chandler - "That WAS an obvious joke. And I didn't think of it. Why didn't I think of it?" (pointing to his chest, and considering his recent operation) "The source of all my powers. Oh dear god, what've I done?"


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originally posted by jevinder:
Maybe it's because rachel was the first kid in high school to grow breasts - that she didn't have to wait like other girls did??????????


hmm dunno i never understood it either
 
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Originally posted by xXxHunny_BunnyxXx:
ok a q tip is a cotton bud that you use to clean your ears with. chandler is saying that joey put the cotton bud too far in his ear so he got brain damaged and thats why he is so dumb. on the first few pages of this thread i think there are a few posts about this


omg, when i came into this thread it opened on the first page which actually had the explanation of this joke on it. why do ppl keep asking this question? doesn't their browser take them to this first page when they come into this thread or what???????
 
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i have one. In tow rachel's book when chan and mon think they won't have any money for their wedding..

Chandler: Honey, it’s gonna be okay.
Monica: No! No it’s not! It’s not gonna be okay! It sucks! No swing band! No lilies!
Rachel: No, y’know what? It’s gonna be okay. I mean you don’t have to have this rustic Italian feast. Y’know? And-and you don’t need, you don’t need this custom-made, empire waisted, duchess, satin gown; you can wear off the rack. (She starts to cry, as does Monica.)
Chandler: Look, it really is gonna be okay. The important thing is that we love each other and that we’re gonna get married.
Rachel: Do you even understand what off the rack means?!

What does off the rack mean? I've never heard of it


off the rack - is off the shelf - as in made in bulk, so it's cheaper. because it's cheaper, it's therefore not as exclusive as the dress she would have liked and therefore more common
 
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thanks hun i get it now
 
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doesn't their browser take them to this first page when they come into this thread or what???????

Well sometimes i click on the number page, so i dont see the first page


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^ same here, i hardly ever go through the whole thread
 
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Theres no point is there lol


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I think i've been through this thread once dont noramlly bother with the rest though
 
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lol


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soz emma that wasn't aimed at u!

but i mean if u were new here, like i was, u wd read the thread from the start to see if ur point had been raised - if it hasn't then u can ask it, but y just come in and ask something without first looking to check if it hadn't already been answered. that's just being lazy. and if u were interested in the topic of this thread and u were new then u wd read it all anyway. and obv those who have been here from the beginning should have read it before so why would they ask it again?????
 
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soz emma that wasn't aimed at u!

but i mean if u were new here, like i was, u wd read the thread from the start to see if ur point had been raised - if it hasn't then u can ask it, but y just come in and ask something without first looking to check if it hadn't already been answered. that's just being lazy. and if u were interested in the topic of this thread and u were new then u wd read it all anyway. and obv those who have been here from the beginning should have read it before so why would they ask it again?????


ok be nice


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i guess you have a point , i read it all the way through as well when i came on here the first time.. (actually this thread was the reason I came on here) god that seems like ages ago

Anyway, there's been quite a few questions asked more than once so oh well no harm done eh?
 
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But this thread is 20 pages long!

With all the nice people on here it cant hurt to post it another time can it?

And if its being