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i searched "trisket" on Google Images, and all these like, wicker-type shoes came up!!! but i fink thts rong!
 
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A trisket is an old cultural shape used in a piece of jewelery...these are the best pictures i could find...

Triskets

They are often used in celtic design jewlery but they include the celt culture too so arent true triskets but are the same kind of thing! the get the idea!


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Ross and Rachel 4eva

F•R•I•E•N•D•S will live on in our hearts 4eva! Smile

25th June JBF Thread Remembrance Day...we will always remember!

XxXx Becca xXxX
 
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Wow those r pretty. I like the Trilite and the Iripink ones.
 
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Originally posted by Chu:
Oh thank god for this thread!!

I have never understoon

"You have to stop the que tip, when theres resistance?!?"

Any ideas...........


A Q-tip is the American word for a cotton bud. Because Joey made a really stupid comment, Chandler says this, meaning that Joey should stop pushing the cotton bud when he feels resistance, otherwise he'll damage his brain, if you get that at all?


You're wearing tights. I can't take lectures on physics from a man in tights. Dancing yes. Physics no!
 
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Originally posted by Chu:
Oh thank god for this thread!!

I have never understoon

"You have to stop the que tip, when theres resistance?!?"

Any ideas...........


A Q-tip is the American word for a cotton bud. Because Joey made a really stupid comment, Chandler says this, meaning that Joey should stop pushing the cotton bud when he feels resistance, otherwise he'll damage his brain, if you get that at all?


lol there was almost a whole page about q-tips but this made more sense than any of it.


Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blonde chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.
 
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A trisket is an old cultural shape used in a piece of jewelery...these are the best pictures i could find...

Triskets

They are often used in celtic design jewlery but they include the celt culture too so arent true triskets but are the same kind of thing! the get the idea!


good to know....thank you xxx
 
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Hey any body get TOI barbados when ross writes a autograph for sarah and it says i dig you i do not get it call me dumb or english :S
 
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he's a paelentologist(sp?). he digs up bones. get it now?
 
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he's a paelentologist(sp?). he digs up bones. get it now?

Yep ty im so dumb Big Grin
 
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P*H*O*E*B*E A*N*D M*I*K*E
J*O*E*Y, G*I*N*A A*N*D M*IC*H*A*E*L
M*O*N*I*C*A A*N*D C*H*A*N*D*L*E*R
R*A*C*H*E*L A*N*D R*O*S*S
 
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aint triskits just little trinket boxes


* Jonathan Davis is GOD *

10th member of the we hate the crazy frog forever club

 
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Heylo any jokes you dont get i wanna hear im bored
 
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ok, i no im probz the only 1 hu didnt get this 1 but i dnt get it wen chandler goes "rock, hard place, me" i dnt get it
 
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It means he wants to be dead at that moment in time...using the rock to smash himself against a "hard place" and killing him! a little drastic...but was how he was feeling in the situation he said it in!


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"Well isnt that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic!"

Ross and Rachel 4eva

F•R•I•E•N•D•S will live on in our hearts 4eva! Smile

25th June JBF Thread Remembrance Day...we will always remember!

XxXx Becca xXxX
 
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ahhhh! u r jst full of wisdom becca!!!
 
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ok rite this i totally dnt get : in that 1 where chandler nd kathy 1st have sex and monica shows him sumfink called "oragidis" (spelling not rite!?) zones and that there are 7 of them, well wt is an oragidis zone and what are the 7 of them?????
 
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Ok..wasnt quite sure how to put this one without getting myself baned on here...so here is a website with the information...

Take a Look

*Website has some explicit content...but nothing u wont have heard before im sure...so only click on the link if u want to find the answer and your of age to do so! lol! * Big Grin


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"Well isnt that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic!"

Ross and Rachel 4eva

F•R•I•E•N•D•S will live on in our hearts 4eva! Smile

25th June JBF Thread Remembrance Day...we will always remember!

XxXx Becca xXxX
 
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wow becca u blow me away! lol! well now i get it! lol
 
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Phoebe: You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?

Chandler: Hey, that's... that's 'joincidence' with a 'C'!



On the edited version, Phoebe didn't say "Coincidence?" so Chandler's joke didn't make sense. But I still don't find it that funny...
 
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Its not meant to mean anything...thats what funny about it! Its just american sense of humour! Joincidence isnt a word, Chandler was just making a point at Phoebe's stupidity!


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"Well isnt that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic!"

Ross and Rachel 4eva

F•R•I•E•N•D•S will live on in our hearts 4eva! Smile

25th June JBF Thread Remembrance Day...we will always remember!

XxXx Becca xXxX
 
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ok it's a quote from the last epi-
Dr. Harad: You know it's twins, right?
Chandler: Oh, yeah! These are the faces of two people in the know!

what does "in the know' means? I just didn't get anything from what chandler said!


*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Ross: Your money is mine, Green.
Rachel: Your fly is open, Geller.

Joey: I may only have a couple beers in me, but... I love you, man.
Chandler: I'm still on my first. I just think you're nice.

Ross: So, does it do something special?
Chandler: Why yes Ross. Pressing my third nipple, it opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.

[Ross looking at Monica's tanned legs]
Ross: Wow.
Chandler: Hey stop staring at my wife's legs. No, no, stop staring at your sister's legs

Chandler: Oh, I know, this must be so hard. "Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties AND MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT!"
 
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In the know means that someone knows something...in this case the doctor thought that Monica and Chandler already knew that Erica was having twins so chandler was making a joke in the fact that they didnt know!


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"Well isnt that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic!"

Ross and Rachel 4eva

F•R•I•E•N•D•S will live on in our hearts 4eva! Smile

25th June JBF Thread Remembrance Day...we will always remember!

XxXx Becca xXxX
 
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oh ok thanks
doesn't sound so funny though... probably the only chandler joke I haven't laughed in lol


*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Ross: Your money is mine, Green.
Rachel: Your fly is open, Geller.

Joey: I may only have a couple beers in me, but... I love you, man.
Chandler: I'm still on my first. I just think you're nice.

Ross: So, does it do something special?
Chandler: Why yes Ross. Pressing my third nipple, it opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.

[Ross looking at Monica's tanned legs]
Ross: Wow.
Chandler: Hey stop staring at my wife's legs. No, no, stop staring at your sister's legs

Chandler: Oh, I know, this must be so hard. "Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties AND MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT!"
 
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Originally posted by Sideshow meg:
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Originally posted by Chu:
Oh thank god for this thread!!

I have never understoon

"You have to stop the que tip, when theres resistance?!?"

Any ideas...........


A Q-tip is the American word for a cotton bud. Because Joey made a really stupid comment, Chandler says this, meaning that Joey should stop pushing the cotton bud when he feels resistance, otherwise he'll damage his brain, if you get that at all?


lol there was almost a whole page about q-tips but this made more sense than any of it.


Thanks Wink


You're wearing tights. I can't take lectures on physics from a man in tights. Dancing yes. Physics no!
 
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ok, i no im probz the only 1 hu didnt get this 1 but i dnt get it wen chandler goes "rock, hard place, me" i dnt get it


A little late here...but actually there is a saying that goes "stuck between a rock and a hard place" meaning you have two choices...and neither is good but you have to pick one..i think he was just talking about that without actually mentioning the saying..