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Rachel obviously felt something wet when she was "cannoodling" with Ross and she thought he had....em beCAME excited a little too early. That's why she is so happy when Ross tells her she had just burst the juice box (n felt the wetness from the juice) n so they can continue with their "cannoodling"!

I'm pretty damn sure that's what is meant Smile


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thanks i understand it now if i got any more questions i will post them


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Remember the episode where Joey is in a porno movie?
Chandler says: Now wait a minute, thats the craziest typing test I have ever seen!
Monica says: All I say is she had better get the job.
Ross says: Looks to me like he's the one getting the job. (audience laugh)

I don't get it.


and the Soapie goes to...
Gavin Graham from the young and the restless!
Joey: WHAT THE F**K!!!
 
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Phoebe: Oh, hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.
Monica: Yeah, I saw him waiting for an elevator.
i dont get it ..


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oh right, but i thought he worked out they were together when Monica asked Phoebe if she had an eyelash curler cos she lost hers and previously Joey learnt that there was an eyelash curler in Chandlers room...
anyways i got another one that i dont fully understand, probably cos i aint american lol
in the one where no ones ready Monica wants to change the message she left for Richard or something, this is at the end of the episode. So she deletes one n then the voice says to record your new message begin speakin at the tone or sumit.. so then she starts speakin going 'I did something kinda crazy tonight, maybe im just gettin my period or something i dont no... i hope we can forget the whole thing' n then it says your outgoing message has now been changed... n she hears it again.. i really dont get what happened there lol


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oh right i think i get it now lol


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i got another one! lol
the one after monica n chandlers wedding ross is talking to mona and he says linda clacluckin (duno how that is spelt lol) and then he goes marttttttin clacluckin.. whats all that about?


x Emma x

 
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I think he just gets confused when trying to remember the name. He tells Mona there's a famous botanist (dunno if that's spelt right) called Mona Clecklakin (or something to that effect) but then thinks it might be Linda Clecklakin or Martin Clecklakin instead of Mona Clecklakin.


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quote:
Originally posted by SummersGirl:
It means he's getting oral s*x


I was watching TOW Christmas in Tulsa last night. When theyre on the phone to Chandler everyone says merry christmas, but Phoebe just makes odd noises. Not exactly a joke but I still dont get why it was supposed to be funny.


I didn't laugh at that either.
I think it's just one of those Pheobe things that aren't funny.
 
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i got on, in TOW frank jr chandler says to joey my those are snug (talking about his pants) then joey says they are his work pants from college and then says surgeo valentay? (cant spell it) whats this mean?


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Aint it just the name of his jeans


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yeah i think you're right Emma, some sort of brand of jeans i think


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yeh it is aint it, but i still dont understand why the name of his jeans are funny lol


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simply because of the way he says it (well thats y i laughed)


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Phoebe:
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet,
and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.
Lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
as needed.
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true lol

what does mussletough mean? i duno if i spelt that right but they always say it, i probably sound really blonde but i aint i promise lol


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when was it said i may b able to help then lol??


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Phoebe:
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet,
and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.
Lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
as needed.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 
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eh? lol


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Oh right thanks that explains a lot lol


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Ok well this is one someone mentioned before about ribbed for ur pleasure an i neva realised wot it was either, infact up untill recently i thought it was batterys for sum reason !! lol
 
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Ohh i no one which i neva got but i fink i do get it now.

Its the one where they r makin the presents for valentines day an ther in the coffee house and joey says about crotchless panties an chandler sez summit and then says "......and her brother" and im not sure i got it so cud sum1 explain?? is it coz ross dusnt want the image of his sister in crotchless panties or summit ?? i neva rele got that one
 
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yeah, thats the reason Smile


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yeh lol


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yeah thats the one


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When Ross and Rachel were discussing baby names and they were like "We'll have a little baby Ruth."
I didn't get that.
 
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i think they liked the name ruth and when they found out that it was a girl, they just thought they'd name her ruth, plus there was all the fuss about the names, so i guess they just said it to show that they had decided, i dont know if it was meant to be funny or not lol


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