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Yeah, the actual lyrics are "hold me close young tiny dancer," but, since Elton John is gay, she thought it was "hold me close young tony danza."

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Are there any questions posted here that never got answered?

The Spanish writing on the condoms.

I'm pretty sure the joke is just that Chandler is uncomfortable with Joey scrutinizing his condoms. I'm not sure of any significance of the writing being in Spanish, except that maybe it means they're old and he's had them - unused - for a while.

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i dont get the how do you expect me to grow if you wont let me blow

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I didn;t get that joke eitha!! I also didnt undastand when they went to Vegas and Chandler sed to Joey "luvya condoms my man"-mayb im jst bein a bit blonde!!

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She misheard the lyrics - that is the joke!!! Don't know why I'm replying to you though Emma - you're still on my list.

oo you take it too personaly lol

x Emma x

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What was the the Algonquin (sp) table??

Wot episode wz that frm?

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i dont get the how do you expect me to grow if you wont let me blow

Well they're all obsessing about this new-agey book about female empowerment, in which women are "wind bearers" or something like that, and men prevent them from blowing their wind. It's just mocking books like that that actually exist.

It's also a sexual joke, though. Think: what else does blow mean? So when the reply is "you know I don't have a problem with that..." he's referring to the other definition of blow.

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Yeh i gathered thats what it meant lol

x Emma x

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i dont get the how do you expect me to grow if you wont let me blow

Well they're all obsessing about this new-agey book about female empowerment, in which women are "wind bearers" or something like that, and men prevent them from blowing their wind. It's just mocking books like that that actually exist.

It's also a sexual joke, though. Think: what else does blow mean? So when the reply is "you know I don't have a problem with that..." he's referring to the other definition of blow.

Is that what it means?
I always thought when Ross said that it was something to do with , ahem, breaking wind.

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Joey is dressed like a Trojan in Vegas (the whole Greek thing) and Trojan is also a type of condom, so thats why Chandler says "Love your condoms my man"

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Joey is dressed like a Trojan in Vegas (the whole Greek thing) and Trojan is also a type of condom, so thats why Chandler says "Love your condoms my man"

Thanx!

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thanks another one i don;t get is when they are at thanksgiving and they get locked out and everythings ruined so they have cheese on toast or cheese sandwiches or whatever and chandler says light cheese or dark cheese and ross says i dont even wanna know about the dark cheese. what does ross mean?

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thanks another one i don;t get is when they are at thanksgiving and they get locked out and everythings ruined so they have cheese on toast or cheese sandwiches or whatever and chandler says light cheese or dark cheese and ross says i dont even wanna know about the dark cheese. what does ross mean?

Chandler asks "light cheese or dark cheese" because on Thanksgiving there's supposed to be turkey (which got ruined in this case), and with turkey there's light meat and dark meat. There's no dark cheese, Chandler is just kidding, and Ross adds to the joke by insinuating something disgusting about what dark cheese could be.

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ok thanks guys i get it now

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Beckys brill, I can fully understand Friends now! lol When I watch an episode there is often a joke I dont get but now I can just remember it and ask Becky! lol

x Emma x

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lol thank god for this thread ive got a ton of these i just cant remember them off the top of my head

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Yeh init! lol After I watch a Friends ep i'll come straight on here

x Emma x

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Beckys brill, I can fully understand Friends now! lol When I watch an episode there is often a joke I dont get but now I can just remember it and ask Becky! lol

Haha, aww, why thank you. I like "brill;" I wish Americans used that slang.

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lol you could start off the trend becky!
What slang do you use.. you use ya'll dont ya? we dont say that lol

x Emma x

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you use ya'll dont ya?

2 words jus merged 2getha?

ur new poodle cud b ur noodle
n ur fried chicken cud b ur fricken. excuse me waiter i'll have the fricken!

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2 words jus merged 2getha?

ur new poodle cud b ur noodle
n ur fried chicken cud b ur fricken. excuse me waiter i'll have the fricken

lol thats exactly what I thought of when writing that! How funny

x Emma x

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lol you could start off the trend becky!
What slang do you use.. you use ya'll dont ya? we dont say that lol

hahah! No, I don't say "y'all." Some people in the south say it, occasionally in the west, but it comes with that accent. Most Americans don't say it.

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lol, I cant think of any more slang

x Emma x

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i say ya'll

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