I doubt this thread has been made before, but this is here to put the jokes that you didn't quite understand and hopefully someone else will be able to spell it out for you
For example i never got "How do you expect me to grow, if you won't let me blow" until a little while ago
I know there's quite a few I don't understand but I have forgotten them right now lol
Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blonde chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.
The one thing i dont get is when Ross is telling Pheobe that he didnt get the annulment with Rachel they then go outside and Pheobe says something about girl and then goes "woman, sorry!" why has she changed it?!
K xXx Luke: What are you looking at, you queer? Seth: Yeah, well at least I don't shave my chest. Luke: What did you just say? Seth: I said you look good in a sweater vest. It was a compliment
What?Girlfriend?I thought that u didnt do girlfriends, i mean you "did" em but y'know!! - Seth
"The seamonkeys are dead...suicide....y'know cos of the holidays n stuff"- Seth
oooo great thread- i have to remember them now lol erm i'll report bk when i can thik of one lol
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Phoebe: I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song Stop me if you've heard it. My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet, and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget. Lather, rinse, repeat and lather, rinse, repeat and lather, rinse, repeat as needed. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
oh i thought of one- where they said about what was behind chandlers wardrobe (that he said he was storing for joey) what were they?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Phoebe: I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song Stop me if you've heard it. My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet, and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget. Lather, rinse, repeat and lather, rinse, repeat and lather, rinse, repeat as needed. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
yeah, we have talked about that before, i think we came to the conclusion that the point was that we werent meant to no what was in the closet! it was prob porn or summat!!! hmmm...luverly! NOT! lol, XxX
"You have to stop the que tip, when theres resistance?!?"
Any ideas...........
TEAM ANISTON
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Oh Please.....All men are able to lie well enough on the spot, god forbid you should allow them time and a pen?
Originally posted by Chu: Oh thank god for this thread!!
I have never understoon
"You have to stop the que tip, when theres resistance?!?"
Any ideas...........
I've never got that either actually. Hmmm. what is q-tip anyways? I keep thinkin it's something like tip-exx :/
A q-tip is wat they call a cotton-bud. You know the thing u put in ur ear to get the ear wax out! Well Chandler is incinuating that Joey didnt stop putting the cotton bud in his ear and got brain damaged...hense his dimness!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Oh Please.....All men are able to lie well enough on the spot, god forbid you should allow them time and a pen?
When i went over to america last year there was a store that sold nothing but "q-tips" lol! i was just standing there laughing at the fact that this entire store was just full of cotton-buds!!! hehe!
I seam to know what pretty much all the jokes in Friends mean (cud be coz im from canada...so know a lot of the words such as what 'q-tips' mean!) lol!
The "cotton-buds" in the US are different to those here in the UK...they have an extra whisp of cotton hanging off the end...supposed to look like a 'Q' with the main cotton ball and whispy bit on the end of the stick.
Here they are simply a ball of cotton on the end of a stick!
I didnt no! lol! Never been a big fan of cotton buds (or q-tips!) myself! although i should have bought some just as a joke to show how weird they really are over the other side of the Atlantic! They also have stores that JUST sell vitamins too...also a very funny sight to see!!!
A friend of mine over there was actually in a vitamin store and someone went in with a gun and demanded the money from the till and shot (not killing thank god!) the shop assistant! Who would do a rob a vitamin store???!!! how much money do they think they make!?? (also a reason i could never live over there...coz that kinda thing happens all the time!)
I know...i wish i had! The look on their faces when i'd have given them lime green or aladin themed (they had Disney themed ones too! lol!) cotton buds would have been classic!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Phoebe: I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song Stop me if you've heard it. My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet, and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget. Lather, rinse, repeat and lather, rinse, repeat and lather, rinse, repeat as needed. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
