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Originally posted by trustno1:
I don't think I'd enjoy travelling faster than light. Even if they gave you a window seat, what would you have to look at?

no tn1 i disagree... i always wanted to be beamed up by scotie...... i hate travelling! love it when i arrive but all those wasted hours getting there gives me....travel rage.. if i could go faster than the speed of light i would definately!!

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Originally posted by Telly_Woe-gun:
Cad é mar atá tú?

Telly are you saying naughty things and we don't know it...

Or are you really still just saying how fabulous Mum and I are and want everyone on every thread to damn well know blush!!!!!

OH my Grandad used to sing that song, Telly, usually on his way home form the pub on a Saturday.

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Originally posted by Hobbit32:
We're all now in a parallel universe, where everyone gets a Swiss bank account on the National Health.

The bad news is the parallel lines are crooked!

Hobbit your song is driving me nuts.I know it so well! The tune just won't come to me. Have looked in M.P. song book, but it's not there. Guess I shall have to go through all my tapes.Come on now, What's the title?

Hobbit 32.
Does "Easter People" ring any bells with you?

Isn't it called 'Let it shine'? or am I being stupid?

I've got it! By jove I've got it!Been driving poor hubby daft trying to get the tune.At long last....
It's called ..wait for it.."Let the Flame Burn higher", or "Brighter".I've always known it as higher, but no matter, I can sing it to my hearts content!!

O.K. I was being stupid!

No Hazeleyes, I'd never call you stupid!
God forbid that I should ever call anyone stupid other than myself ofcourse.

This topic does not make sense?

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Originally posted by MRSdoubtFIRE!:
This topic does not make sense?

What's new?

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Originally posted by hazeleyes:
I used to be married to a physiotherapist but he rubbed me up the wrong way

I was engaged to a man who thought he was God - I didn't - we aren't engaged any more XXX

The mods are examining my postings...........

I used to be engaged to a man who thought he was G*d - I didn't - we aren't engaged any more XXX

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Originally posted by desideratum:
The mods are examining my postings...........

How do you know?

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Originally posted by desideratum:
I used to be engaged to a man who thought he was G*d - I didn't - we aren't engaged any more XXX

I beat the Mods, by posting the same comment but with an asterisk in betwern G and d XXX HOORAH!!!

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Originally posted by hazeleyes:

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Originally posted by desideratum:
The mods are examining my postings...........

How do you know?

They told me XXX

I have just read a story in our local paper about a woman who was getting really bad pains in her stomach. Her GP couldn't find out what the problem was so he sent her to the local hospital for an x-ray. When the x-ray came back they saw a mouse in her stomach!

I read somewhere once that in a persons average lifetime they will swallow 8 SPIDERS!!! Oh God that just doesnt bear thinking about...

What did the old lady swallow to get rid of the one that "wriggled and wriggled and wriggled inside her"? I forget!

If i remember Trust It was Bird, Cat Dog Cow,Then she swallowed a Horse, Shes dead, of course. Didnt Burl Ives sing that one@

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Originally posted by GrandadJohn:
If i remember Trust It was Bird, Cat Dog Cow,Then she swallowed a Horse, Shes dead, of course. Didnt Burl Ives sing that one@

Thanks grandad. I think it was him, yes (probably!) There's also probably 50 people reading this thread who don't have the faintest idea who he was!!

Who was SAPRIRTICSU?

Wham are going to reunite!