This really made me smile so i thought i'd share it with all my forum friends - work out your new names and post below! To start us off, here is Noel and the Banker...

NOEL= Crusty Burger-Chunks!

MISTER BANKER= Snooty Dippin-Dunkin!

Tee hee... I'll reveal mine later!!!!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...



So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
I = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = lickin
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle



3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Just call me Snooty Dorkypants, Andrea.

sloopy waffle butt ha ha ha thats grt lilypop it will be funny to see everybody,s oooohhhhh i could just eat a waffle

I like mine Andrea - sloopy dippin doodle

Fantastic names girls - mine is pretty horrendous but i shall wait to share it with you!!! Actually Lilypop, your name works out as Dorky Batty-Pants!!! You have to use the 3rd letter of your first name, then 2nd and 3rd letters of your last name!! Hope to talk later Dorky, Sloopy and Sloopy!!!!

I think my name is Sleezy Lickin Honker

Andrea this is fantastic mine is Sloopy chuckle nose

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Originally posted by anne m.:
I like mine Andrea - sloopy dippin doodle

Ooh i like that one Anne!! I mean Sloopy!!

Andrea, tell me something about your book!!

Hi Andrea, I hope this thread stays up as it's hilarious, I nearly fell off the chair laughing.I love things like this.

chobo,what's your new name?

Me too lindy, really tickled me this morning when i found out my name!!! Will tell you all later!!!

Hi Chobo, my book is aimed at children between 5 and 11 years.. It is written in poem form.. don't want to say too much yet as i've only just submitted the manuscript, but Rosebud has looked it over for me so she can give you an honest opinion.

Andrea, what an absolute hoot. I've had a real good laugh reading everyone's names. Mine is Dorfus Farkle Face!!

Tha't a nice one Peggy, made me chuckle out loud!!

andrea i Love it my name is dorfus-hamster-face

I'm Goober Fricken-Tush. Feel like I've no dignity anymore...

mine is boobie, dippin, head. Very appropriate with my bra size.

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Originally posted by rosebud 186:
mine is boobie, dippin, head. Very appropriate with my bra size.

charlies is snickle waffle butt obviously the same apart from his first name didn,t want to leave my baby out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by PeggyG:
Andrea, what an absolute hoot. I've had a real good laugh reading everyone's names. Mine is Dorfus Farkle Face!!

that's a great one peggy.

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Originally posted by chobo:
I'm Goober Fricken-Tush. Feel like I've no dignity anymore...

eeeeh !!!

Dorky Chicken-Chunks!!!! Nearly as good as my own name!!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Andrea33:
Fantastic names girls - mine is pretty horrendous but i shall wait to share it with you!!! Actually Lilypop, your name works out as Dorky Batty-Pants!!! You have to use the 3rd letter of your first name, then 2nd and 3rd letters of your last name!! Hope to talk later Dorky, Sloopy and Sloopy!!!! [/QUOTE
Senior moment Andrea. This one suits me better !!]

I'm in the process of changing my surname, so I'll do them both and see which I prefer.

Dorfus WaffleHump or

Dorfus DippinTush.


Hmmmm, not a lot between them really!

The last one sounds like an embarrassing medical condition Posh