So no bonking.

You have been warned.

Signed: John Thomas Stalker (of the Met)

Do not bonk, I will watch.

You're too late, I already bonked the gasman when he came round this morning.

Did the gas come out his ears??!!

It came out of his ass. I saw.

And then I kicked him out of bed.

That was a bit hard!

He hadn't finished his round!

Nutters!

I didn't bonk on bonk holiday...I had too much of a hangover.

Bank holiday comes a six pack of beer!

Not the day before!

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Originally posted by MattW:
Nutters!

Bonkers?

Are you sure it wasn't a BONK holiday, rather than a bonk HOLIDAY?

I hope your version is correct cos that means I did something right

Mr D was on a stag do so no bonk on my bonk holiday for me.

I may have bonked the day before the bonk day!

quote:

Originally posted by MrsDiddy:
Mr D was on a stag do so no bonk on my bonk holiday for me.

But what about him?

Feck, I never thought about that.

There, there, I'm sure the handcuffs were purely for a bout of homoerotic tarring and feathering.

There was a shaving foam incident.

I want to hear about the shaving foam incident!!

There is no bonking that I do not see.

Heh heh It wasn't perverted.

The security man came and raided Mr D's room because foam was all up the corridor leading to their door.

Lads tsk.

Haha. I know someone who went to a stag party, passed out and woke up with a mars bar up his ass.

Ewww!

Are they sure it was a mars bar?!

Well that's what he said. What do you suggest it could be? Poop?