We have a problem and it is this, If we leave our kitchen light off at night a mutitude of slugs decide to come out and have themselves a slug jamberoo. They are living, we think, under our sink.
Now I was half asleap the other night and I was going to the toilet and I stepped on one in my bare feet, after supressing the urge to throw up I saw the slug with its guts splurged out and writhing around dying and I felt so guilty so I tried to squash it again properly but It wouldn't squash, so in the end I put salt on it but this made me feel more guilty as it took it nearly 10 minutes to kill it!
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man"
"Embiggens, phfft that isn't even a word"
"Of course it is Lisa, it's a perfectly crumulent word"
A while ago i got a mr men toy (talking one ), eventually i put in a tray, in its box, poured ALOT of petrol on it and set it a blaze. Started taling then about a minute later BOOM the battery exploded blowing the toy to bits. Was well funny
One old boy on an allotment near me uses a catapult to relocate his slugs. Then he doesn't have the moral dilemma of how to kill them.
I cured slugs getting in my house by following the trail back to the cold water feed under the sink and surrounding it with slug pellets. No more problem and no messy boots
