someone told me a story yesterday about an australian guy he knows. i think he was called mike.
he went round mike's house one day and mike had been up all night taking magic mushrooms. they sat around chatting for a while when suddenly mike said; man! i caught a goblin! i have to show you this goblin! my friend thought mike was high and imagining things but decided to humour him and followed him upstairs to his bedroom. mike led my friend to his wardrobe which he had locked shut by sliding a baseball bat through the the handles. he took the baseball bat out and opened the wardrobe and inside was......a down syndrome kid. it turned out that the day before mike had been to a park (off his head on mushrooms) where the kid had been on an outing with his friends and thinking he was a goblin, had kidnapped him and put him in his wardrobe unbloodybelievable!
Originally posted by pseu: someone told me a story yesterday about an australian guy he knows. i think he was called mike.
he went round mike's house one day and mike had been up all night taking magic mushrooms. they sat around chatting for a while when suddenly mike said; man! i caught a goblin! i have to show you this goblin! my friend thought mike was high and imagining things but decided to humour him and followed him upstairs to his bedroom. mike led my friend to his wardrobe which he had locked shut by sliding a baseball bat through the the handles. he took the baseball bat out and opened the wardrobe and inside was......a down syndrome kid. it turned out that the day before mike had been to a park (off his head on mushrooms) where the kid had been on an outing with his friends and thinking he was a goblin, had kidnapped him and put him in his wardrobe unbloodybelievable!
This sounds remarkably like the story my niece, Fatima bint Shagga, e-mailed me from Australia one year ago, except this man had thought he caught a munchkin!!
I have a sick story that I dont know if its true, my unce told me it. Two men off their head on a rediculous cocktail of drugs and one of them went to sleep, the other guy thought what a laugh it would be if he hid his friends head so he couldnt find it in the morning, so he cut his head off and hid it. The police were obviously called by a neigbour as the other guy must hve been screeming or somthing. When the police arrested him he didn't have a clue what he had done wrong.
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man"
"Embiggens, phfft that isn't even a word"
"Of course it is Lisa, it's a perfectly crumulent word"
I have a better story now, Two of the old people that were from the care home that my mum works in went to New York for a week on holiday. They were staying in a pretty good hotel, on the second day the went to go out to do some shopping and got in the lift, then two very big Black men got in the lift with them and stood behind them. The next thing they heard a voice from behind say Hit the Floor and panic stricken they did this untill they heard the men laugh and one of them said no I meant press the button they helped them up and feeling embarrased the ladies didnt speak to them again.
A week later when they went to check out they were informed thet their bill for the room had been payed and that there was a note left for them. The note said "Thank you for the best laugh I have had in ages, I hope you are both ok and you weren't scared too much, I may or may not use that in my next film" Signed Will Smith!
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man"
"Embiggens, phfft that isn't even a word"
"Of course it is Lisa, it's a perfectly crumulent word"
Originally posted by pseu: someone told me a story yesterday about an australian guy he knows. i think he was called mike.
he went round mike's house one day and mike had been up all night taking magic mushrooms. they sat around chatting for a while when suddenly mike said; man! i caught a goblin! i have to show you this goblin! my friend thought mike was high and imagining things but decided to humour him and followed him upstairs to his bedroom. mike led my friend to his wardrobe which he had locked shut by sliding a baseball bat through the the handles. he took the baseball bat out and opened the wardrobe and inside was......a down syndrome kid. it turned out that the day before mike had been to a park (off his head on mushrooms) where the kid had been on an outing with his friends and thinking he was a goblin, had kidnapped him and put him in his wardrobe unbloodybelievable!
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