Do not fear the eric Pollard!

They scare me so much I leave presents in my undies for tha dry cleaners

My friendness Jon said he was born dead, does that count

Am I a merman?

Did I taste good

Yes. I had double helpings.

Well I do have lovely lumps

Not any more.

Dang!

i wish i could

Harribo - do you want to eat Soph's humps or do you wish to see your own death? You need to use more words. I'm happy to see you've edged away from "sleeps", so I shouldn't complain.

ooo well both but seein as ive already had sophs lumps ill wait til after i see my own death


.....or both at the same time

Ooooooooooo-er

yep! many comedians have
died on stage
only to see themselves on the
broadcast later on.
the x-factor rejects this week
died on stage too!

death by sophs lumsp can be no bad thing!!!

I am still 110% alive.