Therefore I am?

*ponders*

*chants*

*ommmmmmm*

*posts* because i can*

OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

*has found enlightenment*

*continues the search for a higher plane*
*ponders*
*cogitates*
*meditates some more*

*ommmmmmmmmmm*

*heard a bing, thought that enlightenment had arrived*

*checked to find microwave had stopped*

*returns to meditate*

*OMMMMMMMMMM*

meditates........no w8 toilet break first

*tinkle tinkle little star*

*ommmmmmmmmmm*

*contemplates the meaning of the x-factor*

*aw8s redemption*

*hibernates till its warmer*

*tries hard not to notice it*

*can't do it*
*fights harder to meditate and rise above the Christmas monster*

*ommmmmmmmmmmm*

coookie monsters gonna get u !!!!

There's something in that dark corner of the room, it's here when I meditate. Is there a force in here?

*listens to the distant sound of a sleigh bell. Takes a deep breath and shuts out thoughts of the monster.......ommmmmmmmm*

dont worry kid the force will protect ya.......u gotta b lieve in it first tho .....

also a lightsaber is a handy thing 2 hav just in case.......

I am trying to believe but I just keep on hearing a sort of asthmatic breathing

*torch in hand as I don't have a lightsaber, listening intently to the breathing, wonders if some night nurse might help*

Think the night nurse worked

*warm silence all around*

*drops sherry bottle into bin*

*ommmmmmm*

*opens bottle of Smirnoff*

*ommmmmmmmmmmmmm*

meditates 4 santa's visit..

Did Santa come whilst I was meditating?

*returns to the meditation*

*leaves the meditation to double check that Santa had been*

*confirms that Santa has indeed been, I must have been really really good as he left me another bottle of Smirnoff. Slurps heavily of the falling down water, wishes everyone a safe and happy new year, returns to meditate what happens next*

Darn it, it is just the same as last year.

being in need of a place to meditate is even more important now.

*breathes deeply of the insense burner, (Christmas gift) ponders the time until the next visitation of the Christmas monster, wonders if there will be the same panic as the last time*

*ohmmmmmmmmmm*