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*looks around.....*

the coast is clear .....

*meditates*

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Y try harder when ur alredy no.1 ???

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*chants*

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*streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetches*

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*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand relaxes*

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a lady read a book, turned out the light and went 2 sleep. In the mornin, when she saw in the newspaper that a ship had sunk, drowning all on board, even tho she didn't know anyone on board the vessel, she committed suicide - why?

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she lived in the iceberg and so when she turned the light on the ship sank because it crashed into it?

Sometimes You're The Pigeon, Sometimes You're The Statue.

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goooooooooooooooood

but no chiken im afraid .....

the answer is...she was a light house keeper

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thats what i meant yeah

I win

Sometimes You're The Pigeon, Sometimes You're The Statue.

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Luke had it b4. Paul had it bhind. Ladies hav it @ the b ginnin, but only once. Winston Churchill had it twice. Boys cannot hav it @ all. Eric Liddell had it b4 and b hind. In fact, he had it twice as bad bhind as he had it b4. wat is it???

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Good grief Penfold, I have missed a couple of days an' now there is much lovage and stuff goin' on. I have been looking after the niece and things have bin missed. I need an update, too much imbibing of the falling down waters have happened tonight to comprehend what is going on. (It has taken me at least 10 mins to produce this text, vodka makes the fingers go walkabout and if you think that is easy to say ((type)) then you don't know how hard it is to type and read and and and and, what was I saying, I know that I love you and it's not that I have had a drink, you know that I don't, sorry what was I saying, oh yeah, well you know that I don't really say it but well.......sorry what was I saying, well, I really really do love you, well you know that don't you, no it's not the drink talking, well it is really, but well, I love you, ............xorry doit aI well gut5 , Oh sorry my ginters got all missied up abn I did a bit of digital dyslexia and well you do lmpw that I lovce you dont you? spell check? hmm,

*meditates*

*is in the zpne* not correcting the spenilling mistakes now is i?*

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Good grief Penfold, I have missed a couple of days an' now there is much lovage and stuff goin' on. I have been looking after the niece and things have bin missed. I need an update, too much imbibing of the falling down waters have happened tonight to comprehend what is going on. (It has taken me at least 10 mins to produce this text, vodka makes the fingers go walkabout and if you think that is easy to say ((type)) then you don't know how hard it is to type and read and and and and, what was I saying, I know that I love you and it's not that I have had a drink, you know that I don't, sorry what was I saying, oh yeah, well you know that I don't really say it but well.......sorry what was I saying, well, I really really do love you, well you know that don't you, no it's not the drink talking, well it is really, but well, I love you, ............xorry doit aI well gut5 , Oh sorry my ginters got all missied up abn I did a bit of digital dyslexia and well you do lmpw that I lovce you dont you? spell check? hmm,

*meditates*

*is in the zpne* not correcting the spenilling mistakes now is i?*

hiya kid xxxx hows u?

lmao!! r u a lil sloshed??

i need a drink

lmao !!

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a man lived on the 6th floor of a 6th storey building. Every day he came down by the lift and went 2 work. However, comin bak from work, he took the lift 2 the 3rd floor and walked up the remainin 3 floors. Why??

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meditates....

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Chants.....

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'stay on target'

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imagine u r drivin a BMW @ 100 mph. The steering loks. The doors lok. The brakes fail. OMG!! u cant get out! Ur headin 4 a 1000ft cliff... wat do u do???

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purple= jedi color

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a man sittin ona goat wen ona 2 day trip. He left on tuesday and arrived home on tuesday. how can this b possible???

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a man lived on the 6th floor of a 6th storey building. Every day he came down by the lift and went 2 work. However, comin bak from work, he took the lift 2 the 3rd floor and walked up the remainin 3 floors. Why??

he was tall enough to reach the top button

Sometimes You're The Pigeon, Sometimes You're The Statue.

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imagine u r drivin a BMW @ 100 mph. The steering loks. The doors lok. The brakes fail. OMG!! u cant get out! Ur headin 4 a 1000ft cliff... wat do u do???

Take your foot off the accelerator?

Sometimes You're The Pigeon, Sometimes You're The Statue.

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a man sittin ona goat wen ona 2 day trip. He left on tuesday and arrived home on tuesday. how can this b possible???

The goats called tuesday

Sometimes You're The Pigeon, Sometimes You're The Statue.

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Originally posted by maximus destinus:
a man lived on the 6th floor of a 6th storey building. Every day he came down by the lift and went 2 work. However, comin bak from work, he took the lift 2 the 3rd floor and walked up the remainin 3 floors. Why??

he was tall enough to reach the top button

*wasnt

Sometimes You're The Pigeon, Sometimes You're The Statue.

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imagine u r drivin a BMW @ 100 mph. The steering loks. The doors lok. The brakes fail. OMG!! u cant get out! Ur headin 4 a 1000ft cliff... wat do u do???

Take your foot off the accelerator?

good answer but no cheese mcmuffin im afraid....

the correct answer is....stop imaginin

lmao