It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for what your not

Dont b afraid 2 expose yourself.Reach out and tell sum1 wot they mean 2 u coz when u decide its the right time it might b 2 late!

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think

2 let go doesnt mean 2 stop carin.2 let go is to learn theres sumthin beyond.2 let go means acceptin reality.2 let go is lovin more coz u only want the best.

love can sometimes be magic- but magic can sometimes be an ILLUSION!

If you fool me once shame on you.If you fool me twice shame on me.

Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature

*NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)

I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

lmao

want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U laff i laff.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i laff again

lol!!

groan..........groan........groan......groan.........groan.....etc

not 2 everyones taste ...


feel the love

*spamitates*

da poorest man on earth is not da 1 without money, but is da 1 without a dream

Be yourself, there are enough other people

if u can stay calm while every1 else is goin mad ... u probably havnt completely understood the situation!

Mn hu *L* lst, nt get jk


do u get it???????????

nah i don't get it

u take me home....


u take my top off.......

u put ur lips on mine........


thank god i am a beer bottle

quote:

Mn hu *L* lst, nt get jk

man who stare last not get jak

hav u herd the joke bout butter?


i butter not tell u, it mite spred !!!