I want to be a transvestite performing artist in the San Fransisco!! It looks fab!

It was a fox-hunting gun-shooting anti-gay family going on a holiday with two bisexual video artists and their children. How sociological.

It was all about the San Fransisco. Has anyone here been?

I have been to the San Fran!!

It ruled.

Was there a lot of TVs? It looks great. So if that is the gayest place in the US and Brighton is the gayest place in the UK, will I see such colourful characters when I am there?

No, my TV was broken and my internet

Aw.

It was really good. The family had never even met any gay people in their life so it was a total culture shock to them. The dad was all 'puff this, wufter that' and he said it was because he was brought up that way, and he was passing it on to his son too. But he actually got over the prejudice.

I did see some of it I am ashamed.

Handlebar tache-man was so repressed. I bet he could be turned.

I saw three ladymen in the SF!!

Peaches said that she wanted to go with me on a Gay Pride March.

When you and I go to Brighton, we'll wh.ore it up with all the gay sailors.

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Originally posted by Celia Fate:
Handlebar tache-man was so repressed. I bet he could be turned.

The drag queen nearly turned him! He let the drag queen stroke his tache!

I'm gonna wear high-heels and go running down Brighton beach like a crazy bitch.

Be careful... it's pebbly!

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Originally posted by Michelle1984:
No, my TV was broken and my internet

Not on NTL are you? That always goes together!

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Originally posted by CryingShaman:
Be careful... it's pebbly!

I'm bringing my own sand.

I wanted to punch him.

I wanted to punch him and the kid. I pity people like that, tbh, they are the ones with the problem.

"Look at me, I'm wearing makeup and a hair band because I'm tolerant"

Bollox - you're just taking the piss

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Originally posted by CryingShaman:
Be careful... it's pebbly!

I'm bringing my own sand.

Phone up the Brighton and tell them to provide sand!!

Pah. I can't believe it's a pebbly beach. I deserve Meditteranean-ness.

Homophobes are the most irritating people in the world (aside from racists, but they often go hand-in-hand with each other, from what I've found).

We had a debate a few weeks ago about gay marriages and whether they should be allowed and these crazy Christian people at the school said that it was 'unnatural' because 'God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve...'.

I might aswell burn my biology textbook if I'm meant to believe that the story of genesis is natural.

Yeah, well I'm religious - I'm just screwed!

There was a boy in my drama class who was exactly like the boy in the programme. Imagine how fun it was when we had to play a gay couple together.

Boys are like that in my drama class.

"I'm not touching him, I'm not queer!"

^ That's why it's drama. You are acting. Imbecile.

You get all of the poseurs in drama anyway. Total tossers, the lot of them.

I don't even know why I took drama.

Oh yeah I do. To avoid business studies.

I meant you get all the bad ones in A-Level drama. There were some ok people in my gcse class.

You should do Blood Brothers for your final performance.

I did it in English.

I was the Miss Lyons. And I rocked.

I was the Miss Lyons but we tweaked the character a bit, and we added lines in and made our own scenes. My drama teacher said I was the first boy who played a woman for the final exam. I deserved more than a C.

I rocked more. We made her into an alcoholic crazy screaming bitch.