cannot believe at this late time in proceedings that I am posting a joke...
It is mother's day and I have been taken for a meal and wined and dined, in particular wined, and wined again.....
the joke? Yes I am coming to it but do bear in mind having imbibed of a serious amount of alcohol, and debated over whether to watch the Green Mile or GI Jane for the last 20 mins or so having watched both endlessly before, and having come up here deciding not to watch either, and having checked my e-mails for the day and despite typos being corrected which means that it took me considerably longer than normal to produce this reply.......
My joke is.....
wait for it as you have done patiently so far.....
What do you call a fish with no eyes?...................................................................................................................
fsh. Ta da!!!
or a deer with no eyes..............
No I deer.
No, it does not get any better than this but there again what would you expect from me?
"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do" Benjamin Franklin
"Some cause happiness wherever they go - others whenever they go" Oscar Wilde
