Have you got one yet?

I've just ordered a 200L water butt, complete with child-safe lid, stand, tap, connector kit and algae-prevention stuff.....all for £35! I phone North-West Water and they subsidise the cost through a thrid-party firm, and I think all water companies do this. Phone them and check.....normal price for all that would be pushing £100.

Are children stupid enough to jump into a water butt?

I bet really stupid children are. Someone I know found a dead cat in hers once.

ok stupid question alert

What is a water Butt?

Butts made from water.

Maybe that'll cool mine down?!

Or sit in an ice bucket.

I want an ice butt!

It is not for men. Could be very very dangerous indeed.

Ooooooh! Frozen icicles!

With icicles on.

Now that sounds painful!

I dare you to try it on someone.

Hmm, but who....??

Please don't use frozen icicles on me - they are the worst kind of icicles.

Without ice they would be cicles or icles. *nods*

I'll just use ickle icles *nods also*

Icupuncture?

It's all the rage you know. They're all doing it in er, well Iceland (the shop).

Kerry's place?

As in "Mamm's gone to Iceland"?

Mammories have gone to Iceland.

Yup.

Thanks for clarifying that one.

Trendy as you can clearly see. Feel better about trying it now?

If I have to do learn my lines like Kerry, no thanks!

It would dull the pain though!

Then I would be able to make as much sense as some of the others, yes???