no one would believe that.

quote:

Originally posted by Pots & Pans:
no one would believe that.

Do you not care about Grannies sitting in the dark, with their boobies molested by the akkkkk??

lol

i AM MOLESTING THE CHEAP MELONS!

the grannies have nothing
to offer in that department!

#shocked#


Asda....nothing for 10p last night!

I have given my secret away....

and shot myself in the foot!

no more good ideas for you lot!
Robbing me of that TINGLE
when you know you`re
on to a bargain!

unluuuuuuuuuuuky akk m8

quote:

Originally posted by akkcrawley:
#shocked#


Asda....nothing for 10p last night!

I have given my secret away....

and shot myself in the foot!

no more good ideas for you lot!
Robbing me of that TINGLE
when you know you`re
on to a bargain!

Nothing like the tingle I get with my wives!
Oi, cheapskate - the beautiful pseu will pay your airfair to Iran - What's keeping you?
(You still an asshole for not admitting you can't spell - although you correct the spellings of others).
Goodbye, and good luck.

i fear that akk going to iran may be nothing but a lovely fantasy shiek

quote:

Originally posted by pseu:
i fear that akk going to iran may be nothing but a lovely fantasy shiek

Alas, lovely pseu, your fear is all too real. However, a good strong fantasy life is good for us all! We can but dream. ::

this is true.

*dreams of akk shoved in space rocket to the moon*

you cant get internet on the moon can you?

*dreams of the lovely pseu on my rocket, i'll take you to the stars baby*

good grief.

where you been all week jest?

Jester...you give the impression that
you`re a teenager with a ,ahem,
hormones blazing!


Keep young ,buddy!Love ya!

quote:

Originally posted by akkcrawley:
Jester...you give the impression that
you`re a teenager with a ,ahem,
hormones blazing!


Keep young ,buddy!Love ya!

SO! The sheik was right. The Jester IS the boyfriend of the akkk!! eeuuu

quote:

Originally posted by pseu:
good grief.

where you been all week jest?

ahh did you miss me? i missed you my love!

I didnt catch where you are from again? lovely lucy x

quote:

ahh did you miss me? i missed you my love!

as far as one can miss having a sexpest pervert hanging around, yes i suppose

You say the nicest things..LOL