That was some endeavour!

*tumbleweed*

That joke was a bit Cooked.

Peter would know more about Cooked.

....and that one was a definite Dud. *groans at self*

Ah, but you can't Doright for doing wrong, sometimes.

I'm out of my depth now.

Make sure there is no charge for that.

I most certainly Will.

Is that a new Testament from you or is it the same as your last one?

I'm a quick drinker, I gots to vom.

Did you vom last night?

Yes!

I think I might have left my blue/black top in the toilets there, actually.

Silly silly boy.

I only vom when I'm hungover, and I haven't done it for years, thank god.

I like it projectile.

Can you aim it?

And have you ever done it in a shop, Pound Shop or otherwise?

Pounding shop???

I done it in an old-type National Trust house once. My mam was so proud.

Was she the owner?

I hope not.

How do you legally own vomit, anyway?

By putting a fence round it, and signing a contraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkht?

Does that work for other things?

*starts building a fence around the photocopier*

You could try it on that, too :nods:

quote:

Originally posted by Celia Fate:
I hope not.

How do you legally own vomit, anyway?

I think that while it is part of your body, you retain ownership rights.

After leaving your body you have no ownership as such, but as with other forms of secretion, you have a moral responsibilty to society to dispose of it in an ecologically sound manner.

*nods*

I have vomited in many many shops.