Being a miser<<<self cofessed bargain shopper!
At any given time ,my fridge has at least one item which has been heavily discounted!>>>>
I made a card out of scraps
out of leaflets and
sent anonymously with
`I`ll buy you whatever you want ,meet me
at Tesco`
but I delib. forgot to put contact details >>
well,you don`t on them cards,do ya?
you have to be ultra special for me
to notice your niceness and give you a reward!
Man,when I`s generous >>>I`s generous!
