Well, okay, this thing did most of the work.


Ceelia was having a happy normal day in Grange Hill. She had lunch with her best friends Spopheh and Shama, and completed her work for Mr Courtenay. It was all going wonderfully, until she discovered some bananas in her locker - she had a terrible fear of them, and wondered who could do such a cruel thing.

'I bet it was Kitty,' said Spopheh. 'She's been jealous of you since she heard that you were going to the Disco with Alexor.' Ceelia sighed.

'Did you read the The Star?' said Shama. 'There was an article about the Demon Headmaster, who shocked everyone when she pulled her pants down and did the splits!'

'Really?' said Ceelia. 'Can I read the article?'

Shama gave it to her.

The Star has heard rumors that the Demon Headmaster is back after the shock of many years ago when she pulled her pants down and did the splits. This is not true. the Demon Headmaster is in Xanadu.

Ceelia scanned the article and was startled to discover that she and the Demon Headmaster were alike - they both keep their spare hairclips in their brassieres.

Ceelia walked home feeling very troubled. When she got home, there was a note on her doorstep. She opened it and screamed. It was full of bananas. There was also a letter.

To Ceelia. Watch your step. Ha ha ha. Signed, the Demon Headmaster.

Who could it be? Was it really the Demon Headmaster or someone closer to her? Ceelia suspected everyone - Kitty of course, who always sneered at her. Alexor, even though he was the dreamiest boy in Grange Hill. She even suspected Shama who had a great love for bananas and had been acting strangely recently. The only person she could trust was Spopheh who had been her friend since they were small children.

The night before the Disco, Ceelia went with Spopheh to the fountain, and they discovered it was empty. Ceelia was pleased to have Spopheh with her, because she was very nervous about the Demon Headmaster, as well as avoiding Alexor, Shama, and Kitty. 'Isn't it strange,' said Spopheh. 'How much we have in common?'

Ceelia remembered that they both keep their spare hairclips in their brassieres. She became uneasy. 'Spopheh, don't you have family in Xanadu?'

Spopheh laughed manically. She threw some bananas at Ceelia, then attacked her with some water, and Ceelia was forced to fight back with a fish. She ran away and was found by Alexor and Shama, who had a perfectly rational explanation for her strange behaviour.

'We came to save you from Spopheh,' said Shama.

The next day they discovered that Spopheh had died horribly. Ceelia was sad - Spopheh had been her friend for years, and becoming a crazed psycho in the space of a few days could happen to anyone. But she placed her trauma firmly behind her and went to the Disco with Alexor, much to the dismay of Kitty.

THE END... MWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

Did you poo yourself?

i wanted to go to the disco with Alexor, i am dismayed

It is more Goosebumps than Point Horror!

But it is fantastic!!

OH MY GOD. I DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 ;eek: !!!!!!!!!!!!

I am in shock But I did always know the craziness was gonna be my death goddamn!!!!

I want to do one but it takes too long, I so cant be bothered!

Sweetest Auntie Vegetable was having a happy normal day in GD High. She had lunch with her best friends Sweet Momma Ceelya and Dear Sweet Sahra, and completed her work for Mr. Molko. It was all going wonderfully, until she discovered Pig poops in her locker - she had a terrible fear of them, and wondered who could do such a cruel thing.

'I bet it was Spophepophebopbopphheh,' said Sweet Momma Ceelya. 'She's been jealous of you since she heard that you were going to the The Prom with Old Man Dandruff.' Sweetest Auntie Vegetable sighed.

'Did you read the Daily Butt?' said Dear Sweet Sahra. 'There was an article about Moderator V., who shocked everyone when She grabbed an axe and threatened everyone! Yes, everyone! Then she grabbed her boobalahs and whacked everyone with them! They ended up with black eyes and bloody noses!.'

'Really?' said Sweetest Auntie Vegetable. 'Can I read the article?'

Dear Sweet Sahra gave it to her.

The Daily Butt has heard rumors that Moderator V. is back after the shock of many years ago when She grabbed an axe and threatened everyone! Yes, everyone! Then she grabbed her boobalahs and whacked everyone with them! They ended up with black eyes and bloody noses!. This is not true. Moderator V. is in Tunisia.

Sweetest Auntie Vegetable scanned the article and was startled to discover that she and Moderator V. were alike - They both liked to sit on the bumbum of a fatman! Incredible!!!.

Sweetest Auntie Vegetable walked home feeling very troubled. When she got home, there was a note on her doorstep. She opened in and screamed. It was full of Pig poops. There was also a letter.

To Sweetest Auntie Vegetable. Watch your step. Ha ha ha. Signed, Moderator V..

Who could it be? Was it really Moderator V. or someone closer to her? Sweetest Auntie Vegetable suspected everyone - Spophepophebopbopphheh of course, who always sneered at her. Old Man Dandruff, even though he was the dreamiest boy in GD High. She even suspected Dear Sweet Sahra who had a great love for Pig poops and had been acting strangely recently. The only person she could trust was Sweet Momma Ceelya who had been her friend since they were small children.

The night before the The Prom, Sweetest Auntie Vegetable went with Sweet Momma Ceelya to the Strip club, and they discovered it was empty. Sweetest Auntie Vegetable was pleased to have Sweet Momma Ceelya with her, because she was very nervous about Moderator V., as well as avoiding Old Man Dandruff, Dear Sweet Sahra, and Spophepophebopbopphheh. 'Isn't it strange,' said Sweet Momma Ceelya. 'How much we have in common?'

Sweetest Auntie Vegetable remembered that They both liked to sit on the bumbum of a fatman! Incredible!!!. She became uneasy. 'Sweet Momma Ceelya, don't you have family in Tunisia?'

Sweet Momma Ceelya laughed manically. She threw some Pig poops at Sweetest Auntie Vegetable, then attacked her with a Boobalahs, and Sweetest Auntie Vegetable was forced to fight back with a even more boobalahs. She ran away and was found by Old Man Dandruff and Dear Sweet Sahra, who had a perfectly rational explanation for her strange behaviour.

'We came to save you from Sweet Momma Ceelya,' said Dear Sweet Sahra.

The next day they discovered that Sweet Momma Ceelya had died horribly. Sweetest Auntie Vegetable was sad - Sweet Momma Ceelya had been her friend for years, and becoming a crazed psycho in the space of a few days could happen to anyone. But she placed her trauma firmly behind her and went to the The Prom with Old Man Dandruff, much to the dismay of Spophepophebopbopphheh.

I love my name and I didnt die!!!! YAY!

She even suspected Dear Sweet Sahra who had a great love for Pig poops and had been acting strangely recently.

So accurate!! I DO love Pig poops!!

Muahaha me and Deebs saved the day. We rock.

You evil evil monkeees!

Sahra bloody loves the pig poops!!!!!

I like pigs!

And the pig poops!

"both keep their spare hairclips in their brassieres."



Such a good idea.

Woweee indeed it is

I dont think ive come across a pig poop

I have never came across a pigpoop!!! I have petted one though.

Same here

quote:

Sweet Momma Ceelya had been her friend for years, and becoming a crazed psycho in the space of a few days could happen to anyone.

It happened to me last night, in fact!

I am sorry I killed you Spopheh, I did not know what was going to happen.

I did not go to the disco. Wah.

And I am allergic to bananas.

gary was having a happy normal day in gary. She had lunch with her best friends gary and gary, and completed her work for gary. It was all going wonderfully, until she discovered gary in her locker - she had a terrible fear of them, and wondered who could do such a cruel thing.

'I bet it was gary,' said gary. 'She's been jealous of you since she heard that you were going to the gary with gary.' gary sighed.

'Did you read the gary?' said gary. 'There was an article about gary, who shocked everyone when died.'

'Really?' said gary. 'Can I read the article?'

gary gave it to her.

The gary has heard rumors that gary is back after the shock of many years ago when died. This is not true. gary is in gary.

gary scanned the article and was startled to discover that she and gary were alike - they are both dead.

gary walked home feeling very troubled. When she got home, there was a note on her doorstep. She opened in and screamed. It was full of gary. There was also a letter.

To gary. Watch your step. Ha ha ha. Signed, gary.

Who could it be? Was it really gary or someone closer to her? gary suspected everyone - gary of course, who always sneered at her. gary, even though he was the dreamiest boy in gary. She even suspected gary who had a great love for gary and had been acting strangely recently. The only person she could trust was gary who had been her friend since they were small children.

The night before the gary, gary went with gary to the gary, and they discovered it was empty. gary was pleased to have gary with her, because she was very nervous about gary, as well as avoiding gary, gary, and gary. 'Isn't it strange,' said gary. 'How much we have in common?'

gary remembered that they are both dead. She became uneasy. 'gary, don't you have family in gary?'

gary laughed manically. She threw some gary at gary, then attacked her with a gary, and gary was forced to fight back with a gary. She ran away and was found by gary and gary, who had a perfectly rational explanation for her strange behaviour.

'We came to save you from gary,' said gary.

The next day they discovered that gary had died horribly. gary was sad - gary had been her friend for years, and becoming a crazed psycho in the space of a few days could happen to anyone. But she placed her trauma firmly behind her and went to the gary with gary, much to the dismay of gary.

Ax, you funny!

Yay Gary.

Gary!!! Best name in the entire world ever!!

No Barry is

No. yeh Gary is