They will rip you off And you will have no money left to tempt the emo freaks with

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Originally posted by Celia Fate:
They will rip you off And you will have no money left to tempt the emo freaks with

How rude!! I would do the tempting with my arse!!

Nero, Nero man!! I want to be, a Nero man!!

Your ass is mine Possibly That's what the ebay guy told me anyway

Great, you can inject it with BBQ sauce for me.

Oh, that sounds so very wrong *injects*

Are you going to put the special bodily fluid-esque domino's sauce on my bum too?

No. I need that to smear over my face

Yes. You have not had the pleasure of my line in erotic photography, have you? It's very good.

he he he.

It's only because I want a meaty bottom.

Alex!!!!

I will die without you. I know it.

By the way - Sorry about Placebo.

Just think of May and how super cool that will be.

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Originally posted by superslug:
I will not miss you.

I have already forgotten who you are.

You will not survive!! You'll all die!

I'll sell myself to get tha tickets.

You better! Will you be dazed and confused again?

Wahhh!! I will surely climax.

I can't wait till i'm old enough to have one of my own.

Oh, and I think you should all know I was in bed by 10pm last night.

I know. It makes a change from being up until 6am.

Walk in baths look shit.

Old people must have a lot of time on their hands--they walk in, sit down, run the bath, then pull the plug, wait for the water to drain, then walk out.

And in the advert the old people are wearing swimming costumes in the bath. Who wears swimwear in a bath?

They are wearing them for decency. There are places on the net where you can see naked nana's if you so wish.

My Grandad got stuck in the bath, and my nana tied a belt round him and tried to lassoe him out. It didn't work, and she nearly phoned the fire brigade to get him out. He was telling her that he'd just stay and sleep in the bath and asked her to bring a duvet. And he keeps falling over, so they got the stairlift as well. Poor old John.

I just find it funny my nana hogtied him.

It'd be like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Except he'd be in a bath.

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Originally posted by dandruff-boy:
I just find it funny my nana hogtied him.

Where did she hogtie him, out of interest?

Around his belly!! I think!!

lolol how'd he get stuck?