Cos he's fat and old.

Your Granda sounds like fun. You should've put him on that show about Grandad swap last year

You can have him. Give him a chair and he will virtually live in it.

Does it have to be one of them special high posture type chairs that are easy for Granda's to get out of? My nan had three!!

Any old chair will do. Ok, maybe not an inflatable chair. He'd squash it flat.

PMSL

I have a nice swivelly egg chair. I swing him round on it

He'll hurl, for sure.

You did not phone me last night, Fatey.

Sowwy. I got scared *hides*

Wahh! I am not scary!

I glue a picture of a naked nana to your eyeballs.

And you say you are not scary!!

Is it your naked nana? Oh, she's very sexy

I am not scary, I am a delicate pansie! Londoners are scary. They swear too much.

You like the naked nana, doncha?

I do I swear a blue streak

Yah Fahkin' Mappet.

...I don't care if Monday's blue, Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too..

It is Friday. Where is the Alexor?

He died. Dunno when internet will be on. You'll all live.

I can't live, if living is without yo-o-ou...

But I do not want to come back to a sea of dead bodies. Maybe.

You need to come online soon. I have something important to propose.

Email.

You make a good point! Writing now...

Check now.

I replied, etc.

I WILL THROW A GIRLY TEENAGE TANTRUM SOON, MARK MY WORDS.

I do not know. Blame Margaret.