If you were a piece of office stationary, what would you be?

I'd like to be an internal mail envelope, so I can be used over and over again, and handled by plenty

Heart shaped post-it notes.

You know the ones that look cool but aren't actually any good for anything

I'd be a Ray-range coloured smelly pen

Smiler. :nonja:

I want to be a stapler.

I want to be a paperclip that has been laminated by some tard who wears one trainer and one shoe.

I would be an eraser.

a photocopier-scanner-fax combo.

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Originally posted by CryingShaman:
I would be an eraser.

Do you work for Mafia Inc?

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Originally posted by PeterCS:
a photocopier-scanner-fax combo.

You want people to photocopy their bottoms on you when drunk at the office party!

Of course he does.

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Originally posted by PeterCS:

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Originally posted by CryingShaman:
I would be an eraser.

Do you work for Mafia Inc?

Don't be silly. I am a rubber.

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Originally posted by dandruff-boy:
You want people to photocopy their bottoms on you when drunk at the office party!

PMSL Me first

"Unintended consequences of statements!"



It sounds good, but I hope people are clean (or well, wash occasionally - it could be hazardous if the party has been a wild one )

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Originally posted by CryingShaman:

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Originally posted by PeterCS:

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Originally posted by CryingShaman:
I would be an eraser.

Do you work for Mafia Inc?

Don't be silly. I am a rubber.

Aye. Rubbing people out!

All right, I admit it. That with the big machine .... I was on a power trip.

(In which case I couldn't do your copies. ...)


(talk of "one thought leads to another" ... with this sort of free ass-ociation, I'm only glad Dr Freud is not still knocking round ...)

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Originally posted by dandruff-boy:
I want to be a paperclip that has been laminated by some tard who wears one trainer and one shoe.

we all do.

I'll put on a trainer and a shoe.

And I'll laminate you.

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Originally posted by CryingShaman:
I'll put on a trainer and a shoe.

And I'll laminate you.

please do!

We have a laminator at work. It is great for when people's cats go missing.

do you laminate cats?

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Originally posted by Wheelbarrow Queen:
do you laminate cats?

ROFLMAO!

I think you laminated a cat.

Or maybe a fax machine