...HOW WOULD YOU FEEL BEING FRISKED FOR FOOD
AS YOU GO IN?

i would notlike it, we always take our own food, cant afford to buy theirs

Our local cinema employs young boys as ushers/ticket checkers

*flicks though paper to see what's on*

I havent been to the cinema for years and if I did I doubt I would stuff my chops as there is nothing more annoying than someone rattling paper and munching in your ear lol

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more annoying than someone rattling paper and munching in your ear

have you forgot the
big head in front amd the fat man making his way to the toilet and back...several times
>>>crushing all who fall before him!

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Originally posted by akkcrawley:

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more annoying than someone rattling paper and munching in your ear

have you forgot the
big head in front amd the fat man making his way to the toilet and back...several times
>>>crushing all who fall before him!

Dont have that problem anymore......

Vue cinema in GUnwharfe have masses of room between rows, and the rows are stepped so that even a tiny 6yr old will be able to see even if sat behind a 7foot tall giant.

They also make the most delicious latte coffee. A MUST buy everytime I go to the cinema.

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latte coffee

i like to have it instant ...not late!


that was one of your worst spells!


I know ..I know ....I`s only kidding ya!

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that was one of your worst spells!

but hunnybunny, I is a vampire, not a witch!!

I don`t do spells!

I didn't realise you listen to the Jeremy Vine show, akk.

I tend to be selective about what I spend my £ on. The price of the food and drinks in the cinema lobby are extortionate so I prefer to go without.

i can go without food for 91 mins!

drink too!

take mints.

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Originally posted by akkcrawley:
i can go without food for 91 mins!

drink too!

take mints.

So can I, and if the latte wasn`t so tasty I would do so.

But the whole point in going to gunwharfe cinema instead of UCI or the apollo is to have a mug of latte to drink whilst the adverts are on.

dont thin people go to the loo aswell then - I think this comment is offensive to fat people!!!!

if cinemas do not wish people to eat then they should refrain from selling buckets of popcorn which make a terrible racket when being eaten and then inevitably end up on the floor resulting in a mess

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Originally posted by akkcrawley:

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more annoying than someone rattling paper and munching in your ear

have you forgot the
big head in front amd the fat man making his way to the toilet and back...several times
>>>crushing all who fall before him!

I agree, there is no need to be so rude about other people

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Originally posted by MagentaJo:
dont thin people go to the loo aswell then - I think this comment is offensive to fat people!!!!

if cinemas do not wish people to eat then they should refrain from selling buckets of popcorn which make a terrible racket when being eaten and then inevitably end up on the floor resulting in a mess

quote:

Originally posted by akkcrawley:

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more annoying than someone rattling paper and munching in your ear

have you forgot the
big head in front amd the fat man making his way to the toilet and back...several times
>>>crushing all who fall before him!

Veering slightly off topic. ie still about cinemas, but now not about food there.

What have people seen at the cinema in the last few weeks or so?

I saw Jumper last week. Enjoyable little sci-fi romp.

Anyone seen Water Horse? SpiderWick? Rambo?

fatties on lattes>>>>

`I`ve been `rained on by the weathergirls`


thin peeps cause no disturbance or breakages.


Vamp ...start your own Cinema thread!

you could be our Flick correspondent
Sci-fi specialist!

you are out of order akk - a persons size has nothing to do with them breaking stuff or causing a disturbance - your comments are especially ignorant

QUOTE]Originally posted by akkcrawley:
fatties on lattes>>>>

`I`ve been `rained on by the weathergirls`


thin peeps cause no disturbance or breakages.


Vamp ...start your own Cinema thread!

you could be our Flick correspondent
Sci-fi specialist! [/QUOTE]

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Originally posted by akkcrawley:
fatties on lattes>>>>

`I`ve been `rained on by the weathergirls`


thin peeps cause no disturbance or breakages.:

oh akkk, what an admission!!

Thin people go so far under your personal radar that you don`t notice them.

Must mean you really fancy the bigger ladies!

it`s a well know psychological fact
that
men who prefer big buttocks
like to be neat and tidy!

Can any of you ladies confirm this?

I read this in a book years ago!

I mean the fellas what go after
big butts ....

not the ones what married a skinny what turned into a ...after having kids and chocolate buns!

male chauvinism is alive and well and lurking in this forum going by the name of Akkcrawley

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Originally posted by akkcrawley:
I mean the fellas what go after
big butts ....

not the ones what married a skinny what turned into a ...after having kids and chocolate buns!

surely the question that should be asked is not whether Akk fancies the bigger ladies but whether any ladies at all fancy him, irrespective of their size, after all, he seems to spend his entire time in here pretending to be the font of all knowledge so when does he get out there in the real world with real people I wonder

QUOTE]Originally posted by Angelus the Vampire:

quote:

Originally posted by akkcrawley:
fatties on lattes>>>>

`I`ve been `rained on by the weathergirls`


thin peeps cause no disturbance or breakages.:

oh akkk, what an admission!!

Thin people go so far under your personal radar that you don`t notice them.

Must mean you really fancy the bigger ladies!

[/QUOTE]

I loves everyone!

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male chauvinism

It`s a sad day when you can`t point out the obvius like when you is a kid >>>>

`mum is that man gonna have a baby too!`

`mum why is she really black?`

or my favourite >>>

When a Sikh got on a bus >>>>


`mum,look,it`s a genie!` l l