An unstainable tshirt!!!!!!

Copyrighted to the owner of the username 'dandruff-boy'. I am sueing if this gets stolen from me. And I don't want to hear that it has already been invented.

ALL stains?

I'll order 1 black and 1 blue, please.

All stains.

It is not PVC!!! It is normal tshirt fabric. I just need to figure out how to make them unstainable.

I will make you one from PVC. I know how much you like it.

Once you've invented the T-Shirt I'd like some jeans too as I spill my dinner on my jeans nearly every night.

And Bassy laughs at me.

And them spills something himself

Actually, I'll need a sofa too while I think of it...

I'm going to need 100s of these, I'm a very messy eater and I have an inbuilt shelf that catches all the mess on my tops.

Isn't that handy?

Are these t's made of granite?

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Originally posted by Celia Fate:
I'm going to need 100s of these, I'm a very messy eater and I have an inbuilt shelf that catches all the mess on my tops.

But that's what chest furniture is for innit?

I'd rather the food went on the floor than all over my clothes though.

I usually wear jumpers for at least a week if I can get away with it.

Nice work - good for the environment too!

Maybe I should buy myself some bibs... only baby ones would strangle me. *has a fantastic idea for an even better invention*

I think they do adult ones on certain websites you know...

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Originally posted by Celia Fate:
I usually wear jumpers for at least a week if I can get away with it.

Does anyone wash jerseys after each wash?!

Or did you mean constantly, like in bed too?

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Originally posted by Chicken Little:
I think they do adult ones on certain websites you know...

m*thercare.c*.uk?

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Originally posted by PeterCS:
Does anyone wash jerseys after each wash?!

People with dirty tumble driers?

d'ohhhhh. ",.... after every wear", I meant.

I need loads of them please.

I always spill stuff on me when im eating..

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Originally posted by Chicken Little:

And Bassy laughs at me.

I *so* missed this.

Keep up!

Napkins people, napkins!

*laughs evilly at spoiling DB plan*

They're not babbies!

Formica tops is the way to go.

Yes, but bibs/napkins make you look like a baby or a braindead person.