Oh, no, I went to Belgium instead.

It's good there, they have cherry beer, and banana beer, and chocolate beer, and raspberry beer. And beer with something called "Quinuas" in, which was disgusting. And they no longer have a few cans of peach beer and strawberry beer, because I brought them back with me. And it's just a short bus ride to holland where the fruity cigarettes come from. They are fruity mad! And they speak flemish! BONKERS!!

Oooh, ooh, ooh!

There was a greengrocers with some nice melons on the sign! Fruit mad, I tell you!

he he he. Flemish. That word reminds me of phlegm.

Did you have to walk through the men's loos to get the laydeeeees'?

No, but they are quite loose about leaving the door open with the urinals on full view.

And they make you pay to go weewee in a lot of restaurants, like in Germany. I mean, isn't it a bit unreasonable to make you pay for the food on the way out and the way in?

Exactly!! You go in, pay €50, visit les toilettes and then leave with exactly the same as what you went in with.

Disgraceful.

That little euro sign is so stylish. We should defo get it here.

Never!!! Europe to join the Pound!

Pourquoi?

Haha me and alex talked about your love for these places we did

It's a spiritual thing. Or something.

But yay! You talked about me.

Yes feel special

Yes, we talked about you and Soph on the rollercoaster, and in the naughty shop!!

Are there any pictures of the rasberry beers and stuff?

Did you get lots of those fatteningly good sickly belgium choccies...?

Yes, I feel special!

Yes, I took pictures of nearly all the beers cos I am sad!

Yes, I ate the fattening belgian choccies!!

Did you happen to see a group of chavs on your travels, Celia?

My sister went to Belgium.

It was wicked cool and she brought me back a necklace thing and I broked it and hid it under her bed.

Hey Ceels, did you see the old guy who dresses up like a penguin? I think he was on Eurotrash once!

No. And I do so love old men and penguins too.

I didn't see any chavs either. There were barely any English people. Just lots of sexy phlegms with beards.

Did they have leather bags?

I didn't see any. Or silky ones.

Lots of crazy hats though. *nods*

Phlegmatic characters, a lot of Belgians.

Drink like the Duwel, though.

What sort of hats? Brueghel ones??

All sorts!! Feathery and colourful and some weird leathery balaclava thing. Was that last one yours?

baklava?