Happy Birthday Juke. Your favourite stalker found out it's today. I looked at the 'Who do you share a birthday with thread'.

Here's a few prezzies for you.

Awww Juke Happy Birthday! I got you a lovely strait jacket for your for those mild episodes of madness you get - On the plus side it'll keep you warm come december

alli have to my name currently is some potato, an egg and some tesco value chipsticks, but theres no way you're getting the crisps,my gererousity only goes so far...

Haha, cheerrs people, much appreciated!

Although 25 does sound awful large I can't believe I'm not in my early 20s anymore, I've been in my early twenties for as far back as I can remember.

And thanks very much for the presents! I'm loving the tiny lunch em, and the straitjacket is amazing. How did you know white was my colour? Thanks Arch! Sarara, I really appreciate the nude photos, but I'm really going through a weird phase at the moment, and I don't think I'm ready for any commitment yet

*secretly wraps the photos inside a weighted blanket andf hurls it into the ocean*

My pleasure Jukie baby. I was going to send you a few of Jude Law in the buff but you'd never be able to explain those away would you?

God, 25. It's been a while since I saw that age, about 70 years I reckon.

(Just noticed the I called 'Heppy Birthday'. Going through a beatnik phase at the moment. Anyway, I thought we could use this thread for other people's bidets as well, hence the ???)

Happy Birthday Juke!

Here have a present of a piece of string and sellotape. Oh and wrapping paper... (It may include other things but that's all I can see!)

Happy Birthday Sir J!

You can have all that's on the desk, which includes someone else's mobile, some photos, some pieces of scribbled on paper (this sound's like a blackmailer's checklist! )and, of course, one of these

You guys are great!
Cheers for the messages people! My face looks like this ---->

Slightly worried about JJ though! Remind me not to give you any sensitive information! (Any more, I mean )

Belated Happy Birthday to WW!
Hope you had a good day.

Here take two presents, sorry they're a bit late...

Oh man, when was the legend's birthday? I'm so out of touch it's unreal!

Happy B, WW. Hope you had a crazy time!

Happy belated wishes from me too WW. It was the 4th I believe. Just looked at the celebrity birthdays thread.

Happy belated birthday wishes to WW . Extra cover

I've just thought, if no-one notices then I've just winked at myself!