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Cringe making

Anything to add peeps?
 
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"Nobody puts baby in the corner" from Dirty Dancing.


'Bless the Funk'
 
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Roll Eyes The Empire Strikes Back... Leia to Han - ' I love you ' answer - ' I know '!!! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH.... Mad


Queen of the Nile
 
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Is it still raining...I hadn't noticed BAAARRRRFFF


~~Founder of the Italian Stallion Appreciation Society~~

~~~Old People Please Note: Kanye West is NOT a Service Station Off The M4~~~
 
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"Love means never having to say you're sorry" or something close from Love Story.
 
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Bill Pullman is at seven for the moment when - as the US President - he vows to fight off alien invasion: "Today we celebrate our Independence Day."


I thought nearly all of Independence Day was cheesey.
 
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Nothing beats the cheese feast that is street fighter the movie



Memorable Quotes from
Street Fighter (1994)
Dr. Dhalsim: If good men do nothing, that is evil enough.

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Bison: You have made me a very happy man.
Colonel William F. Guile: And next, I'll make you a dead one.

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Chun Li: My father saved his village at the cost of his own life. You had him shot as you ran away. A hero at a thousand paces!
Bison: I'm sorry... I don't remember any of it.
Chun Li: You don't remember?
Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday.

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Colonel William F. Guile: Troopers! I have just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is cancelled, and we can all go home. Bison is getting paid off for his crimes, and our friends will have died here... will have died for nothing. But... we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like these - freedom, and justice - they get packed up. But... we can all go home. Well... I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up-river, and I'm going to kick that son-of-a-b*tch Bison's ass so HARD... that the next Bison wanna-be is gonna feel it. Now who wants to go home... and who wants to go with ME!

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[Screen shows truck loaded with explosives about to crash into them]
Zangief: Quick, change the channel!

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Bison: I hoped to face Guile face-to-face on the battlefield, where we could engage each other in respectful combat. Then I would snap his spine. But why? Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is to create the perfect genetic soldier. Not for power, not for evil, but for good. Carlos Blanka will be the first of thousands. They will march out of my laboratory and crush every adversary, every creed, every nation! Until the world is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And peace will reign and all humanity will bow to me in humble gratitude.

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Cammy: Cammy here, are you alright?
Colonel William F. Guile: Yes. I'm just half dead.
Cammy: And Bison?
Colonel William F. Guile: All dead.

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Ken: I'm sorry I talked you into this.
Ryu: I'm sorry I listened.

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Colonel William F. Guile: It's the Collection Agency, Bison. Your ass is six months over due, and it's mine.

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Colonel William F. Guile: Four years of ROTC for this sh*t

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Bison: What's the matter? You come to fight a madman, and instead find a god? Do you still refuse to accept my godhood? Keep your God! In fact, now may be a good time to pray to Him! For I beheld Satan as he came down from Heaven!

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Bison: Why would this upset him?
Dr. Dhalsim: Because, unlike you, he's not psychotic.

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Chun Li: Colonel Guile! How about that interview... for my network?
Colonel William F. Guile: Sure... but only if you wear that dress!

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Colonel William F. Guile: The only way your leaving is over my dead body!

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Bison: Game Over!

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Bison: You will die!

mmmmm wheres the nachos?


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For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
 
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That one from four weddings, "is it still raining, I hadn't noticed" AAARGGH! Skin Crawling!
As much as I love Moulin Rouge I hate the bit at the end when Satine says to Christian "You've got to go on Christian. Tell our story" I HATE THAT LINE!


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the end of titanic where they're all going "Ill never let go!" or some thing. and then they do..... Roll Eyes


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#time for some thrilling heroics!!#
*'how come he gets to play with all the cool stuff?'
'cos im allergic to methane, and you're still afraid of hot things.*

*i'm bored. Episiode 1 bored...*

*In my plan, we are BELTLESS!!*

*if you leave me here ill do something evil-like burning stuff....or gluing things together.*

*You stabbed Jonathon. What were you trying to do, scratch his back from the front??!!*
 
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and in Pearl Harbour where josh hartnetts about to die, leaving behind the pregnant kate beckinsale, who ben affleck also fancies:

ben affleck; you cant die...you're gonna be a daddy!!

josh: No. YOU'RE gonna be a daddy!

makes me wanna throw stuff.... Big Grin


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#time for some thrilling heroics!!#
*'how come he gets to play with all the cool stuff?'
'cos im allergic to methane, and you're still afraid of hot things.*

*i'm bored. Episiode 1 bored...*

*In my plan, we are BELTLESS!!*

*if you leave me here ill do something evil-like burning stuff....or gluing things together.*

*You stabbed Jonathon. What were you trying to do, scratch his back from the front??!!*
 
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http://www.ie.lspace.org/books/pqf/index.html

books have better quotes than movies...


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For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
 
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A couple from the king of cheesy lines: Arnie -

Comando:
"What did you do with Sully?"
"I let him go"

Predator:
After throwing a knife right through a guy so that he is pinned to a post.
"Stick around"


There is a theory which states that if anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happend.
 
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I hate it when people say "baby" I just dont like that word much.
 
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Hey babe, what's your sign? What's it's ascendant? What is your planet alignment in Venus during Cancer's revolving around the Fourth House?


SPIKE9000 AKA The Mysterious Yearning Secretive Sad Lonely Troubled Confused Loving Musical Gifted Intelligent Beautiful Tender Sensitive Haunted Passionate Talented Mr Steven Pike

For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
 
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ICE TO SEE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!11!11!1!!!!!!11one!!!


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freeze?


SPIKE9000 AKA The Mysterious Yearning Secretive Sad Lonely Troubled Confused Loving Musical Gifted Intelligent Beautiful Tender Sensitive Haunted Passionate Talented Mr Steven Pike

For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
 
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The CHEEZIEST line ever, is that one in that Mary-Kate & Asley film where this boy goes, "you know some people have hobbies?Well my hobby is you"
Then again, all of their movies are cheezy.
Just make me wanne throw up.


"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. "
Albert Einstein

That's the Badger...
 
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Shaun of the Dead Big Grin
Ed:Theres a girl in the Garden
Shaun: What?
Ed: There is a Girl in the Garden


Look at the Spoon Dammit!
 
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The bit about "love heroin" in 'Notting Hill'...


"See you on doomsday!"- Sadegh Hedayat's suicide note
 
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Originally posted by FortyTwo:
A couple from the king of cheesy lines: Arnie -

Comando:
"What did you do with Sully?"
"I let him go"

Predator:
After throwing a knife right through a guy so that he is pinned to a post.
"Stick around"


Also

Commando:
After throwing a pipe through a mans chest and steam pours out the end.
"Let off some steam Bennett".

After breaking the mans neck sitting next to him on a plane he says to the stewardess,
"Don't wake my friend he's dead tired".

Batman & Robin:
Arnie as Mr Freeze.
"You're not sending me to the cooler"


'Bless the Funk'
 
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This particularly abstract and specific metaphor comes to us courtesy of Wesley Snipes in the movie "Blade" right before he dispatches the main baddie:

"Some Mutha(hens, ahem) are always tryin' to ice skate uphill."

OK Wes. You take care now.
 
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Anything halle berry says in the latest sci-fi movie. Er, I mean Bond movie.
 
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Have to say the Star Wars one is quite bad - Who says I know when sombody says I love you anyway?
Roll Eyes
Let's see....
Damn you all to hell Charlton Heston, Planet of The Apes
' Here's looking at you kid Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca
' Leapin' Lizards/I love you Daddy Warbucks Annie
BLEEEURGH!


"My father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic"
*Meet the new boss...Same as the old boss*
 
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having just been made to sit through Miss Congeniality 2 (i love my friends.... Roll Eyes) i could mention the whole film, but i have to say the ending made me want to throw stuff. heavy stuff.possibly with fire.

cant remember the exact quote, but its something to do with "all we really want is world peace, aint that right kids??"

next time, i pick the film Wink